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He's not taking this Chairmanship lark seriously! He should have a tracksuit with his initials on at the very least. FFS, Cortese OUT. etc.

Tony Curtis has died.

Spiders and heights for me.

I watched a bit of the BBC documentry last night. The BBC chap was interviewing Anne Archer (an actress, aparently), my favourite bit was this exchange... BBC Man: People say that Scientologists are brainwashed (or words to that effect) Ann Archer: Do I look brainwashed to you? BBC Man: .............. AA: How dare you. HOW DARE YOU. Much lollage in our house.

Actually , it's HRH. HTH.

Sid Wadell? Maybe he come in to commentate on the darts match.

Note to self: Avoid the Guide Dog. It will be full of beardy types drinking ditch water and talking about Morris Dancing.

Used one in Sainsbury's this morning. They are fandabbydozy.

Why should the general public (the taxpayers) pay for his visit? Let the Catholic Church pay for the visit. I resent having to pay for this mans visit.

I model my hair style on Duncan Goodhew and my clothes on Wurzel Gummage. I'm a hit with teh ladies.

I was beginning to think we had another Roops on our hands. I'm now glad that NC is in charge. He's not afraid to make decisions that will upset the majority if it's for the good of our club. I don't know much about Swiss banking, but I'm pretty sure you don't get to be as successfull as him without ruffling a few feathers.

Started off in the Family Centre standing on my stool so I could see. Then started standing in the Milton End and then progressed to the Lower East Stand while there was still terracing. Got my first season ticket in the Archers Road stand and stayed there until the Dell closed. First season ticket at St Mary's was in the Chapel Stand but emigrated over to the Northam. Got fed up there so moved to the Itchen Corner block 1. Now have ST in Block 5.

Looks like the Jamaraquai video 'Virtual Insanity'

Budweiser is like making love in a canoe...

"Leave it aht. I'll get Gwant and Phil wound to sowt you aht"

La Regatta. The Olive Tree. to name but two.

My mates band is after a new singer after the old one fooked off to Germany.

Can you make ratatouille on a BBQ then?

Everything.

Rule 1 anyone? Happy Birthday, BTW Paul!

Please don't ever ban Dune. He's nuttier than squirrel sh!t

That's me with my hat on at a jaunty angle.

I thought you meant it was raining heavily in Cheatsville.

That just proves that Americans are stupid.

"Louise, 34, from Hampshire" seems quite fit.