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I keep thinking about getting a tat done of my two sons names and their D.O.Bs. But I'm a bit scared.

Who was banned over the weekend then?

Good idea. Unfortunately, Boj doesn’t do good ideas.

We really are the lovelyest set of lovely fans in the whole world. We're the fans you could take home to meet your parents.

Or the ENEMA's Evening (for) National Ethnic Music Awards Oh come on, one of them is a closet gay. I'm not going to say which one, though. I'm sure it can be worked out...

Best thing I ever did was get a dishwasher. We now have two beautiful children.

If you're Kerry Katona, I think I may have won this game.

Kev, it did make me laugh that BTF was right and everyone else was wrong!

I'm feeling left out. I haven't been told to 'f*ck off' by anyone vaguely famous. Must try harder.

Snatch.

No I'm not. He would still have been a cretin if he'd been straight.

I doubt very much that he was banned for being gay. He was prbably banned for being an utter cretin.

My missus is in deep sh!t then.

Go to Thermae Spa They have a massive jaccusi on the roof. Fantastic place. http://visitbath.co.uk/site/things-to-do/attractions/thermae-bath-spa-p26231

Maybe because OV is a 5 minute walk away from the brothel. I could always walk it in 5 minutes, anyway.

They find it tricky burrowing through concrete. Therefore, concrete over your lawn. Paint it green, no-one will notice.

Trapped - Col Abrams.

This seems to me to fall into the 'too good to be true' category. There must be a catch somewhere.

I always thought R&B stood for Rythm & Blues. The modern R n' B has neither. So what does the 'R' and 'B' stand for in the current musical climate?

That should be renamed "Stupid man loses 300,000 Dollars"

Sorry to interupt teh flirting between Dog & Rob, but is the answer to the priginal question 'Tippex'?

Me too. Well done Kev.

If you go out for a walk in the countryside in Britain, you always say 'hello' to someone you meet along the way. Do it in the city, you get looked at like you're a simpleton. Or you'd get a slap. I know it isn't practical to say 'hello' to everyone you meet walking down the street, but you barely get eye contact from anyone, let alone get a friendly greeting.

I take it "we" won then?

Is 'Mafia' a real surname? Or has she made it up to sound 'street' or hard or some other ball-locks?