Durleyfos

The Human Centipede. Oh...My...God...

I was recently in the new car market and saw a car I really liked, but wouldn't buy it as the last 3 letters of the plate were PFC.

No, the radio's on.

How is Willy Wonka these days, does he still pay well?

Do we know for certain that Chinny is gonna bail at the end of the season? Or is it just speculation?

The west is fooked if teh Taliban have got the Ewoks helping them.

Comedy - The Life of Brian.

Another candidate is that bird who died after getting injections in her arse to make it bigger. She could have just worn a wedding ring, it worked for my missus.

"It's outstanding football debts and payment disputes. If you went into detail of these disputes, you would feel sorry for Portsmouth." Portsmouth owner Balu Chainrai. Dream on mate. It's the tax paying public, charities and small businesses you robbed from I feel sorry for.

TBF, if a rottie wanted to have sex with me, I'd probably let him.

Actually it's a very good sign that they did arrest him. It shows that the Police have solved ALL the other crimes in the country. We now live in a safer world.

...and Bournemouth!

Please excuse him Phil, he's a bit simple! Hi Dave! X

Did the bomb cause any improvments?

I'm bored of seeing Spudhead's goal already. Danny Wallace V Liverpool was better, anyway.

It did me as well. I have no idea why, it just did. Thanks guys for the info, quite looking forward to getting them now! When would be the best time to get them? Beginning of Spring, when it warms up a bit?

Deppo, 'having' and 'being' are two different things.

Does anyone here keep chickens? Are they easy to look after? Costly? My missus wants to keep chickens and I'm coming round to the idea of fresh eggs for breakfast most mornings. Any advice will be greatly appreciated.

For the 90 minutes of the match (plus any injury time, obviously) could you not 'close down' the "Off Topic", "Technology" & "Miscellaneous" sections of the forum so the match thread hasn't got as much competition for peoples affections? Just a thought.

"When I said I wanted an Indian meal, I meant a bloody curry!

How big is large? 6 feet by 3 feet? 12 feet by 6 feet?

Yeth.

I did it when we played Man City at Eastlands. The one and only time I've ever been in a football stadium that started to spin!

and all lorry drivers are prostitute killers...

Davina McCall.