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Arse...

Maybe Carlsberg do Tuesday evenings. Utd losing, p*mpey beyond f*ck*d and Northampton winning.

Is that a nappy?

Evidence of Pompey maths in that link. They think there are 12 people in that photo.

I know that represenatives of the wanda group have been in meetings with top brass of some big football clubs on the continent.

At least he's used to watching football in a "smeggy ground"

The bottom of League II must be sponsored by McDonald's. I'm Lovin' It.

They've obviously just taken the flag out of the packet, judging by the creases in it. Not entirely sure why it is displayed at a jaunty angle, either. Means you can't read what it says clearly. 2/10 for effort.

Pretty sure Martin Kemp was signed by Roy Race and played for Melchester Rovers.

Come on oldham!!

I'll probably be Chelsea manager.

I had a bit of a facebook rant about it taking me 2 hours to get to poole this morning not knowing the poor kid had died. An hours inconvenience is nothing compared to what the poor family are going through.

2 boys aged 5 and nearly 3. Could have easily sold the little bastards this evening. Being a dad is the best thing in the world, honest!!

Rolling stones at IOW a few years ago. Played mostly newer bluesy type stuff and hardly any classics. Very dull.

It's Will from the Inbetweeners!

Hell yeah!

Two blokes were talking in the bookies. The first one said "I had a check-up yesteday" His mte said "Did it go well, everything OK?" The first one replied "Everything was great up to the point he stuck his finger up my arse" "That's quite normal in check-ups these days" "Really? You don't think I should change my dentist, then?"

Wish I could go to the IOW Festival next year. Got a tiket to see them at Finsbury Park, though.

It made me laugh when we started singing "Nigel Adkins, he sh@gs his own wife"

Bradley Wiggins.

Looks like Roy Keane is about to go and lamp him!

I remember that. Pretty sure it was one of his first games and he wasn't sure of the 'gentlemen's agreement' between teams. Didn't Arsenal let Utd score direct fromthe restart to balance it out? Or was that another game?

Was that written by Rastmouse?

It wasn't needless. Remember she's a faakin' skamaah kaaahnt who deserved it.

Mashed potato is no good in a toaster. Or soup. I was surprised as well.