Saint Crispy

Caaaam down caam down! Not suggesting we should play him before he's 100% ready - just that probably like a lot of people I'm just itching to see him play! Having said that actually I've got tickets to the Chelsea game so 95%? Yeah bring him on!!!

Looks like we'll have to wait a bit longer... http://www.squawka.com/news/sofiane-boufal-is-not-ready-to-make-his-southampton-debut-claude-puel/798395

Looks like we'll have to wait a bit longer http://www.squawka.com/news/sofiane-boufal-is-not-ready-to-make-his-southampton-debut-claude-puel/798395

OK fair enough all - and thanks for the genuinely amusing sarcasm! To be honest he had assumed that he was automatically entitled to a pro rata refund anyway and I took his word for it. Now having the read the Ts & Cs: "Season Ticket refunds will only be granted in extenuating circumstances, to be decided by the Club." ..I take back my hasty posting and in order to feel less daft I will strip naked and stand in a duck pond chanting "Maya Yoshida - best defender on the planet"

My Dad has been a Saints season ticket holder for 25 years now but unfortunately due to poor health he was unable to attend any more matches, so he wrote to the club explaining the situation and saying he wanted to surrender his season ticket and request a refund. A week goes by without any response, and then yesterday he happens to notice a credit on his bank account for the unused part of the season. Not even an acknowledgement, zilch, nada, no "thank you for your support for 25 years" - not surprisingly he's feeling very put out. So much for the "Family Club" touch - more like "Fatally Corporate". Guess that's just the way of the premier league club world these days. Anyway just had to get that off my chest. Thanks for listening!

You obviously are or you wouldn't be announcing it to the world on a public forum. Jesus. Get a grip.

Very good! Followed by.... "..he LOOKS like a player in the prem..PREM PREM!"