jjsaint

I think the phrase 'jumped the shark' might be applicable here. She's lost the plot.

9/11?

True. Both right and left.

From a dad's perspective that's definitely a bite.

Alto sax is my mid-life crisis instrument.

Probably so, I forgot he was so young! Although Lovren, Morgan and Cork are all only 24/25.

Big Vic

Much Adu About Nothing (when we were rumoured to be interested 4-5 years ago) The Caretaker (Manager) Who's Afraid of Viafara Woolf?

I've got one and he isn't even British. I might unfriend him on principle.

Lambert may come in as an impact sub when we're beating them 2-0

Serge Aurier? Although the Gooners seem to be interested.

Knowing the left-wing tendencies of the BBC I'm surprised they're not called 'freedom fighters'

Yes. Blind for Shaw if he goes.

I got Spain, would have been happier with Brazil/Malvinas but this will do.

Tottenham are so confident about Koeman coming to Saints that they are already lining up his replacement. Boom tish.

£6,815 now. Depressing that anyone would chuck money at this.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Keith Hill. He knows how to work with a threadbare squad and his record at St Mary's is pretty good.

I forgot about that, he was the Bombardier as well. Must plan a Charlie Wells pub crawl in his honour.

I'll go for Rickie due to his 100% record.

'This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader...' RIP Rik.

F*** mild not milf

To be fair a hoppy golden IPA tastes OK cold, as do some stronger stouts (two things US brewing does well). I prefer my proper British bitter and milf at a warmer temperature.

What? No P*mpey to complete the hat-trick of sad, deluded lower-league South Coast clubs?

Would love to sell him to Man U now. For £20m.