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Revolver by the Bealtes. I may get slated for this but I speak as I find.

I like a little cheap vodka with my krokodil for the full Russian experience.

Fat chicks give fantastic blowjobs. It's worth the trade-off.

It's hard to argue with Putin, PM of the glorious Russian Federation. If ever there was a paragon of virtue...

I human centipede-d myself to my dog and a homeless man.

No. No. No, no, no, no, no. No. No. No.

The press always expect newly promoted teams to struggle, as often turns out to be the case. I think we'll surprise everyone, but that doesn't necessarily equate to back-to-back promotions.

Hmmmm. Second top scorer in the J-League, I just have trouble getting excited about this.

How would you tell the difference between Fartton Park pre- and post-trashing!

I prefer the 'feral elite'.

Michael Owen

Hmmmm. Not a bad player but no thanks. I'll take Dempsey off their hands though.

When Guly scored against Bristol Rovers. That was the moment when I thought, yes we're going to do this.

If Paul Wotton says it's happening, then it's happening.

McDonalds = Wrongness. But I too am sometimes tempted by its siren call.

I've thought about this guy, £2m is probably a bit steep for someone unproven at this level. £1 million an reasonable wage demands, maybe he's worth it.

Can't make this one myself. Waited too long for train tickets, now they're silly money.

Bad covers seem to be compulsory for all the no-talents on X Factor and Poop Idol.

Does Claus' 'homeless chic' stubble count

I think that most countries have very attractive women, and unattractive as well. I'm sure France has her fair share of *****rs. I do find that smaller towns tend to have fewer good-looking ladies. I am always gobsmacked when I go to London!

Sufjan Stevens takes a good stab at 'Ring them Bells' off Dylan's Oh Mercy album. I also love Nirvana's cover of 'Where Did You Sleep Last Night'.

I did catch something, now that I remember...

Rum. Makes me violent.

My ex broke up with me and I was ****ging someone else that very night. I called her on the phone during the act. I am not proud of this btw.

Yes. Gordon Strachan was doing quite badly at Coventry at the time as I remember. Nigel Pearson also seemed like a step down. And I am ashamed to say it now but I had serious doubts about Adkins. Mind you, many other managerial appointments that seemed bad at the time as well, such as Luggy and Poortvliet, were as bad as expected (if not worse).