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Hate it. It's offensive. I'd rather look at a screensaver of a decomposing wildebeest.

Exactly. What about AFC Pompey, if they want to 'keept he rivalray going'... I've also heard rumours that not all Man U supporters are from Greater Manchester, so maybe there's a thought...

My wife's a Norwich supporter so I'm quite familiar with Mackay & liked him as a player. He does seem like a positive manager and a gentleman, much like our own NA.

I can't imagine that Cameron would intervene. Put on the spot on PMQ, he's bound to make the right noises. Come to think of it, I wouldn't be surprised if the strikingly beautiful Penny Mordaunt was just feigning concern for Pompey in order to secure votes in the future. She did well in the 2010 General Election but the political lanscape will have changed dramatically next time round, and she needs all the help she can get.

Good shout, get in some good beer before the match!

That was a nice touch.

I doubt they'll get a full house for 'Pack the Park' somehow. Are there any skates left on the webchat or just us taking the p*ss!

My post about the possibilty of Nugent returning didn't make it.

If he stays fit.

Predator

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Very, very excited about this signing.

Neighbour.

CDs. Don't like to dowload tunes.

I just bespooged myself.

This. Best whisky ever. However if you're after something lighter I'd recommend Dalwinnie 15, or maybe Ardbeg, which is a real cracker.

Took me a while before I understood this

Samantha Fox 'Touch Me': Like a tramp in the night I was begging you To treat my body like you wanted to

Fair to say the 'Arry for England brigade have cooled...

Try bathing/showering more frequently to wash away the invisible arse mites.

I'm just glad it didn't go back to zero...

I find it disturbing that he is trying to fake a mild learning diability in order to get away with it. Pretty low.

The Spurs fans I know all think he is being picked on because of his Cockney accent, the fact that 'the establishment' can't stand a 'common man' who has done well for himself, so there has been a big conspiracy to destroy his career. Just as deluded as Pompey.

Yes. I can see them creep up the table in the coming months...

Not done Brentford, but I can imagine.

I have, but away day poos are more fun.