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Pineapple worn as a designer label.

Since Cameron threw his hat in the ring so convincingly for the skates, do you think we could get Ed Miliband? 'Red and White' Ed has a ring do it. Actually it doesn't, but I'd still like to claim him...

Never heard of him - I might have a listen.

sigh

Not so sure I would. I think mediocre comedy is mediocre no matter what. And I am not a racist paedophile. I treat all paedophiles equally regardless of race colour or creed.

KFCs with brothels on the first floor. Laugh if you must, you've never been on Tavistock Road in Bedford.

No chance in hell.

I have no problem with liking a comedian who is left-wing. However I find 'left-wing humour' hard to take - people whose 'message' is more important than the actually comedy itself. I find Mark Steele, Bill Maher, Alexei Sayle, Chris Morris and Ben Elton to be especially irritating. In addition the main targets of these 'comedians' to be people who hold the same views as myself, and politicians that I admire. I can take a joke, but it does get a bit tiresome. George Carlin was different. He was of a different time, when conservative America really did call the shots, kids were being drafted into the Vietnam War and racial inequality was rife. He picked on the strong, the powerful and the rich. He was gentle and intelligent. And fun. It's a much more liberal world now. Today's left-wing comedians strike me as mostly nasty, spiteful spoiled little brats.

Left-wingers are unintentionally funny to me.

Man City at home, lose 2-0. Wrist slitters out in force.

Can we find out who if anyone is ignoring us?!? Freedom of Information and all that?

I had at 5 or 6 posters on ignore for a while, just because every single post annoyed me. However curiosity got the better of me and one by one I removed them from the ignore list.

Manure are in for Sigurdsson apparently. I don't think we will come close to getting him. So that's the end of that argument.

Don't see any reason why this should happen. It's nothing against blue - there won't be any other league club in Hampshire playing in blue before too long - but messing about with the colours is just plain stupid.

Goodison Park, White Hart Lane, Wigan (whatever the f*ck their ground is called).

It gives credence to the idea of 'managed decline'...

Me too. I am glad he never came back though!

KD has had a brilliant season. I have no problem with him as a first choice goalkeeper. I have not seen Bart enough lately to comment. It's likely that the performance against Blackpool was a one-off, but I'm not sure I feel comfortable risking him. Of course Jack Butland signing would be amazing. Otherwise how does anyone feel about Jason Steele?

Good old Wikipedia

This. And most of them will be about 12 so no recollection of the pre-Rooney era.

I'm a fan of Fox, but I would be very surprised to see Spurs go in for him.

If you don't have a memory going back farther than 2001, then yes, the pendulum swings back and forth.

"The right state of arousal"

Euros will do the trick. More drinking, spending time with family... plus we've got the Olympics and the Proms down London way.

Some of those players earn less than I do. Wow.