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Boruc seems a bit of an odd duck. I wouldn't be surprised if he does something really, really stupid this season. My heart says Davis but my head says Christ no. Not especially impressed with Gazzaniga. If we do sign a new keeper, I hope he's miles better than what we have at the moment. We can't afford yet another gamble.

Yes, we desperately need another striker, preferably one that will disrupt the side.

Lindsey Lohan is a good shout, Jones91. As are the other two, Mr PFC doesn't look to healthy and any day now they'll find Macauley's corpse home alone. You've obviously done your research. I'm going for Sir Richard Attenborough and David Attenborough as well as a long shot... singer... not known for their indulgent lifestyle but pushing on a bit nonetheless... lets pick a female to counteract the two males and I'm coming up with... Joni Mitchell.

Exactly. Let him go to a club with no moral fibre like QPR or the sh*te down the road. He's also rubbish. And we don't need another striker surely?!?!

If we do sell, I think we'd be justified in asking for silly money. An assured English defender with Prem experience at 17... that will be £20 million, thank you. Otherwise no.

Mistletoe and Wine by Sir Cliff. Hands down.

Nah. I can't chew and spooge at the same time.

The top of my wife's head, if I'm lucky.

Any club with Santa hat wearing supporters should be docked points FFS.

Sian Massey - she's the one that andy Gray and Richard Keys got in trouble over...

Keep hearing about this Jesus guy.... HCDAJFU?

I sacrifice a goat to the Dark One and drink its blood. Then I eat the milk and cookies the kids left out for me. So it's 50/50 really.

Not to West Ham please. An actual big club maybe, but not one that thinks it's bigger than it acually is...

The right to bear arms is enshrined in the 2nd amendment however the exact wording refers to a 'well-regulated militia'. In other words the US is allowed to have an armed military. A bunch of gun nuts running around is not what I would call a 'well-regulated militia'. It will be a very brave politician who takes this on. Obama can't be re-elected, but by promoting gun control legislation he will hand the next election to the Republicans. Remember that in 2000 Gore lost his home state of Tennessee on this issue - had he taken a pro gun stance it would have been President Gore without a doubt.

Morissey is a complete ****. I started eating meat again just to cancel out his moral stance.

Susannah Reid gets me up in the morning.

I wouldn't consider Newcastle much of a step up.

Think we could coax Jaap Stam out of retirement?

One less place for Skates to go on holiday.

I think we have turned a corner - it was 1-1 instead of 1-3, we held firm for the draw against a side which improved in the second half. At any rate we are undefeated in 4 although I think that will go on Saturday. The back 4 are improving, and we'll sort out the GK problem in early January. I'm sure we're already sniffing around from a respectful distance.

He will be a good keeper one day methinks but he should 'learn his trade' in the ressies and cups, not in the toughest league in the world! Mind you I don't think Davis or the Holy Goalie are any better, so maybe stick with him for consistency's sake?!? Bascially we'll have to ride it out unto January, when we may be lucky enough to land someone of Prem standard. Spurs have four keepers of at least reasonable standard, surely they shouldn't be so selfish? (Ok Gomes is a bit iffy but probably better than what we've got)

Tommy?

Head v heart. I want 'Arry to fail. But I know a QPR win, or a draw would be better for us in the long run.

Football knowledge or lack thereof does not really matter in the pred/fantasy leagues etc. Case in point: I have a friend who is a bit of a high-flyer, very good at anaylsis/statistics that sort of thing. She knows nothing (and I cannot emphasise this enough: nothing) about football. However when she played the Fantasy Football league in her office, she came something like 8th out of 20. It's all stats, conjecture analysis and luck. For instance, for Saints v Norwich, one can look at Saints' earlier result and form, and Norwich's as well. Look at home and away records, previous results between the two, current injuries/suspensions/any internal difficulties and make a wild stab in the dark. If you're good at making stabs in the dark, you have a better chance of being correct!!

The Crown's alright, and if I remember is open early. However I almost didn't make it out of the fabulous Ship and Mitre last time I was there. If you're a real ale drinker then look no further. I can also recommend(ish) some of the Okells pubs that are dotted around Liverpool. Okells is an IOM brewery who in my opinion do fantastic ale. Pubs can be a bit grotty though.