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And those who own bank accounts I hope!

Holloway can do one. Enjoy the JobCentre, Wurzel.

Annual leave, as my salary prohibits travel. Backfill, but it means something very different (my wife allows backfill on my birthday and sometimes Valentines Day) Heads up, from too much CSI in my early 30s. Zero cycles, what my anorexic ex-girlfriend now has.

Slightly off-topic but I wouldn't call Camelot 'long-forgotten'. Some great and enduring standards came from that musical.

Their January transfer window will be pure comedy. Can't wait.

Gus? Is that really you?!?

^ CyclonKing has a point. I enjoy Southampton and have my favourite haunts in the city. Although I went to the Hobbit once, got stoked on 'Gandalf' cocktails or whatever the f*ck they are, and had a sore liver for months. Horses for courses etc. There are places that are so dire they should be burned to the ground. Luton. I mean f*ck me. Someone mentioned Slough. And most anywhere in Kent. All of Scotland & Northern Ireland. I could go on. Gibraltar's a fair shout though.

Hard to say. I'd be very very happy with a well-fought draw...

Would ya want Avram's sloppies though? Fake titifers infused with skate spit is not my idea of a good time.

This is reasonably recent, think it was early on in Dubya's presidency (probably because so many Yanks were emigrating)

I've been saying this all summer.

Roald Dahl was a disgustingly rabid anti-Semite.

I agree. It all seems like manufactured outrage from Labour. 'Tabloid newspaper in over-the-top headline' shocker.

No, but I believe a jumped-up championship team from East London do so more often than is attractive and/or sensible.

We are nothing like West Ham IMO. The recent match against West Ham highlighted the differences: we play long ball, they play hoof and hope; we're physical but they bully; we're defensive-minded but they park the bus. I wouldn't pay to watch that sh*te even occasionally and certainly not every week. In short, if West Ham had a squad and manager with any sense of style and tactics, they would be a less effective version of us.

Or, we could hold the World Cup in a country that doesn't need 'workarounds' for basic human rights issues. A sh*thole with loadsamoney is still a sh*thole.

How much are Pompey these days? :) Seriously though... Bedford Town is £10 for adults, £7 for kids.

It was the manner of the Poopey goal as well. Pure comedy genius.

Kathryn Blair is a bit hot in a chubby way.

Nobody's mentioned David Goodwillie?!?!

This. I'd also like a homosexual country to qualify, this would really test the limits of Middle East 'tolerance'.

Sorry for the retarded point of view. However you cannot compare gun ownership in the US and the UK. It is a completely different culture. You also cannot argue that it would be far, far more difficult to get guns off the street in the US. I believe in gun control in any country (I feel the UK laws are too relaxed, not to mention most US states), and you're right that it should be phased out, but it would be nigh on impossible. Not to mention the fact that anyone who tried it would be voted out of office.

The Telegraph (yes I know) had a good point: there's no point in limiting gun access as guns are so prevalent in the US. People will just get them on the black market.

I'm sure we'd be interested in Messi coming...

I do think he's 'good enough for England'. However whether he’s ‘good enough' or not is irrelevant. Being ‘good enough’ can no longer be used as a selection criterion in a post-Heskey world.