Lighthouse

Needles for me. No idea what the correct medical term is for that, but I'd make a s**t heroin addict. Not great with heights, but I'm not sure that's actually a phobia. As JackFrost said with snakes and spiders, that's partially rational. I'd say a certain caution around heights is ingrained in our evolution. Apes who weren't probably ended up marinading in their own bodily fluids on the floor.

Can't honnestly say I've ever seen him play for Saints, other than MOTD. Doesn't really say much for your career if a club brings in Olivier Bernard to replace you though. I swear the most co-ordinated I ever saw him (Bernard) look was after Laurent Robert tw*ted him accross the head with that free kick.

Explain. *Runs to get a box of tissues*

We can call him RCFG.

Brilliant news. If he's half the player he was in '06 I'll be delighted. If not, well you can't go far wrong with a month loan.