Lighthouse

Are they f**k. They're just the most arrogant, attention seeking and emotionally insecure.

Didn't he do Jordan a while back? Makes you wonder how Alex Best does it every night. I mean, imagine serving her the goods knowing the people who've been there first. GG, Dwight Yorke, Peter Andre, Ralf Schumacher...

Agree with this in principle but I wont be buying it. Having thought long and hard about it I've decided I don't actually care. I'm sure having a number 1 single is massive for the artist concerned and all their fans, but for the average mong on the streets it's just a f**king list of songs FFS!

That and "where can I get a ladder and a crowbar".

True, but I think the side which beat Tranmere is the one mostly likely to beat the Udders, simply because they played so well. I think stability will help and taking out players like Guly or Chaplow for Morgan or Barnard wont help. I think Morgan has better ability than Chaplow overall, but I don't nescessarily think the team will automatically be stonger with him in the side.

Yeah, but I think the "If it aint broke don't fix it" principle applies here. After the Wednesday game, where we were the better team but hardly world beaters, I would have forgiven people for wanting to make changes. I wasn't at the Tranmere game, but by all accounts we completely played them off the park and there were no poor players. I fully respect those who want Morgan back though. It's a fantastic dilema to be in.

I'd stick with the same team that beat Tranny. Harsh on Morgan and Barny who have been pretty good this season, but I just don't see the point in changing the side.

Think I'm using handbrake wrong. Keep getting a messed up picture with the German Audio. Anyone know a way around this? I've tried selecting only the English audio to no avail.

I did think when we signed him that it may be a bit of overkill on the left side of the pitch. Aside from Molly, who wouldn't have counted even if he'd stayed we already had Harding, Mills, Lallana and Holmes as left sided player, with Puncheon comfotable enough there if needed. Lallana is a shoe in, which leaves Mills, Dickson and Harding to scrap over the LB spot. Sorry Dan, sorry Fish but Harding is the best bet at the moment. Hopefully he gets a chance to prove himself. Maybe in the FA Cup first round our something, where I'd try out a few fringe players like Holmes, Dickson, Mills, AOC and Bignall.

Won in Melbourne from 8th on the grid. Still not switched the driver aids on.

Good grief, you're right. How could we all have been so insensitive. Guly out! Pulis in!

Nope. I'm trying to go harcore and switch everything off. Might have to reconsider though. Going through a season like this is going to give me arthritis.

Don't change a winning team.

Not really a hobby for those of us living in a studio apt.

Anyone got any internation shirts with Saints players names on the back? I was always tempted to get an Sweden shirt with Svensson on the back and I still might get a Latvia shirt with Marian's name. Will get Le Tissier 7 on an England shirt too, but I'm waiting for an England shirt which doesn't like s**t with a weird collar.

I thought this thread would be about my last prostate exam.

Not one for mountain climbing as I've not got much head for heights, but I absolutely love skiing. If I could go and live in a small hut in the Alp with a nice log fire every winter I would. Skiing is brilliant. Flying effortlessly down the side of a mountain as fast as you like, with the sun shining and the wind on your face. Sorry if I sound a bit ghey, but I like skiing almost as much as Jaffa Cakes.

On the upside it might put people off going to uni for the "life experience". I've got mates who went to uni and have no idea what to do next because they did a pointless course which wont get you a job anywhere.

Just done the first race in career mode. Not sure what difficulty it is, just says "custom". All I know is I've got all the driver aids off, I started on pole in Sakhir and finished 2nd. Should have won but I span about 10 times in a 10 lap race. I just can't get my noggin around the throttle. A tiny dab on the R2 button and the rear tyres light up. I keep spinning when I try and put the power down on the exit of a slow curve. Think I may need to invest in a wheel and pedals to get the full effect of this game.

Wow, our board really has got a sense of humour. I can imagine the meeting now, "what would be a really good PR exercise right now." "I know, lets get a load of people drinking with Lee Barnard after a match." "Perfect!" In all seriousness though, I like it. Shame I can't get to a home match for about a month.

Honorable mention to Walcott making his England debut before his Arsenal debut.

Yes. God forbid we'd ever have to defend ourselves against an enemy more effective than a handful of religious nutters with home made landmines in the next century. That's about as far as I go with politics. I prefer to hate: Lame, unimaginative cheap TV. I recently saw adverts for a show on Sky 1 called 'The Middle'. Basically they've just taken the words "Malcolm in" off the front and called it a new show. Then there's that '7 days' show on Channel 4. Basically they've just taken Big Brother out of the house. Personal injury lawyers and their TV commercials. "Are you a brainless ***t who tripped over a piece of copper piping at work? Want to know if you're elligible for compensation? Well you're not. You work on a building site, open your eyes you stupid w*nker."

Something about his appearance reminds me of Carlton Palmer (other than being a lanky black guy). Might be his running style.

Top 6 by Christmas? Have you seen the table? Huddersfield are in the top six at the moment and we would go above them with a win on Saturday. We're 4 points of second and 7 points off top. There's no reason why we can't be topping the table by the end of November.

I think the modern sh-t is called "contemporary" R&B. That's the stuff I can't stand. People with too much jewellery who can't speak English properly.