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I thought that too. I'm sure he's pretty tallented, but we already had more than enough cover on the left. Now we've got Mills, Holmes and Dickson all not getting near the pitch. Can see at least one of them leaving in January.

Don't see what Dan has done to deserve dropping, but I'd have Dickson in at LM with Lallana on the right tomorrow.

Was he p*ssed on?

This is like the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Not watching, but hope Montoya wins.

Personally I'd rather not eat, than eat Monster Munch, but that's just me.

Are they the 6 dwarves who didn't get a part in Snow White?

I hadn't eaten before the game either, although that's mainly because I'd spent the early hours of the morning praying to the man in the toilet after a rather good Halloween party. Got a hot dog AND a burger from the van outside the ground after the game and despite all this managed to go the whole day without any multi-coloured yawning. Great success!

Is that Klass Jan Huntelaar on the left? Nice to see we've boosted our striking options a bit.

Maybe that's another typo and there was infact lard on the fool in the toilets. We can only guess.

I'd go with: Bart - FR Fonte Seaborne Haring - Lallana Chaplow Morgan Dickson - Guly Barnard Can't see that happening in a million years, just my $0.02

It's a shame he normally played like a chicken on crack for the 5 games following each goal. He flattered to deceive IMO. Some flashes of brilliance masking his poor work rate and dreadful off games. He just seemed to keep getting worse as time went on. When he first signed and scored on his debut I thought we were on to something. By the end of the season he was 5th choice striker behind Jones, Rasiak, Saganowski and Best.

Really sh*t game I though, which swung on one incident packed minute. Three key factors which changed the game. The goal, the red card and Chaplow replacing Morgan. We looked clueless up until them and worryingly loose at the back. Still, another game where we've played sh*t and got a result. Hopefully a sign of things to come. If we can stay in contention until January, then hopefully NA can bring in a couple of players and we can get back on top of Brighton. Not literally, I know they're a bit like that. As has already been alluded to, the ref was retarded. Chant of the day? "Ole ole ole ole Guuuuly Guuuuly! ole ol... oh s**t it's actually Bignall!" Davis - 5 - Distribution very poor and looked a bit shakey. Almost gifted them a 2nd at 1-0, when he dithered on a back-pass and ended up getting tackled (in a very similar vein to that one against QPR a few years back). Richardson - 5 - Looks rusty as you'd probably expect. Fonte - 7 - How does the song go? Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right and here I am stuck in the middle with Dan Seaborne. Seaborne - 6 - A bit old school, hoofy Seaborne today. Harding - 6 - Had a tough first half against a pretty goof player (their #11) Puncheon - 5 - Ineffective. Missed a sitter in the 2nd half. Schneiderlin - 5 - Ineffective and looked a bit lightweight Hammond - 6 - Not his best performance. Never really got hold of the game Lallana - 7 - Easily our best midfielder, not as if that's much of an achievement. Quality goal at the end, worth the ticket on its own. Lambert - 5 How does such a bit lad get beaten in the air so easily? A shaddow of last year. Good pen tho. Barnard - 6 Worked hard, but County got away with kicking the crap out of him first half. Pushed their luck too far with a combine harvester of a tackle in the penalty area. Stone wall penalty. Subs: AOC - 6 - A couple of lively runs but didn't do all that much. Chaplow - 7 - Added some much needed grit to the midfield. Bignall - 6 - Didn't see much, but seems to have some good pace.

Seems a long way to go for dogging.

Depends largely on which away day we're talking about. Open air stands like Swindon and Yeovil are pretty s**t and never get much of an atmosphere. Whereas places with an old school tin roof like Roots Hall and Hillsborough got quite an atmosphere going, in the away end at least. Can't conclusively say which I prefer. There good away grounds are better than home games, the s**t ones are worse.

Sturrock beat Liverpool Wigley lost to Bolton Redknapp drew with Boro Burley lost at Watford Dodd and Gorman beat Bury (first league game lost to Norwich) Pearson lost against Plymouth (he only took over a couple of hours before, his first real game in charge was a draw at Scunny) Poortaloo lost at Cardiff Wotte drew at Norwich Pardew drew with Millwall Adkins lost to the Dons. That's 6 defeats and 3 draws since a Saints manager last won his first game in charge.

It's a myth, just like the always losing on Sky syndrome.

Just watched it on iplayer. Can't believe how deluded and s**t Melissa is. Thank fook she's gone, really got on my tits.

Well, thanks for clearing that one up.

How about having "half members" who pay £1 for a subscription so they can start threads and nothing else. Full members don't get short changed and anyone who doesn't want to fork out £1 a year can f**k off.

Only three mods? More government cutbacks I suppose.

Wonder what it's like in terms of accessibility and parking? Is it easy enough just to rock up and park or are you better off parking further out of London and getting the tube in to West Brompton?

Sh*te idea. Attack at dawn!

Just got mine in the post this morning. Jimmy Saville Upper, row S

Could be. Or alternatively, perhaps they're planning a surprise attack at dawn. There will be racism, homophobia, porn, tubgirl, libel posts and plenty of repeated threads. Thar be a storm coming. Ye be warned!