Lighthouse

...Niemi had scored at Loftus Road ... Keegan's overhead kick had been onside ... Pahars hadn't got injured in '03 (Cup win and CL spot anyone?)

97. Anders knocked the Argies out!

That should be 72 and 73 surely?

69. Having the third (I believe) highest goalscorer in Europe last season. 70. Last ever FA Cup presented by Lizzy.

56. Totaal Voetball!

54. Having Number 54 twice.

48. Marian Pahars! Marian! Ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh Marian!

44. Giving a dying man the best day out of his life at Wembley.

126. Having Mods who are good at Maths.

38. Giving the World the best left winger it will see for the next 10 years.

Took a penalty a few games after he joined us in '08. Smacked it straight down the middle at the 'keeper. Blindingly obvious, not a good pen.

Wow. I mean... just... wow. This must be the mother of all slow news days.

Welease Woddewick!

Did you start this thread just so you could make that pun?

Surely if it takes far longer, it's even closer to the time it takes to get from Southampton to Notts. Anyway, fairly trivial stuff. It's not a local derby though.

Southampton to Meadow Lane - 3 hours 8 minutes Swindon to Home Park - 2 hours 47 minutes. Not sure which "Worlds" you can drive accross in 21 minutes but there you are...

In the same way that Saints game at Notts Co last weekend was a local derby.

Good result IMO. Would have been better if Lewis could have kept ahead of Alonso and taken a few more points off him. Here's hoping Webber leads home a Red Bull 1-2 next weekend.

Come on Red Bull! I don't care which one wins the WDC, although I'd prefer Webber. As long as one of them beats Alonso.

Come on Red Bull! I don't care which one wins the WDC, although I'd prefer Webber. As long as one of them beats Alonso.

Got to feel sorry for their fans. Their first team uped sticks and moved to Milton Keynes, now their second team has buggered off to China.

Are you a rapist?

All of 8 seconds on ITV's highlights. Good stuff.

He's being rested ahead of the Carlisle game.