Lighthouse

I'm sure there are a few odd players from around the world, doesn't mean it's universally popular. I've just had a flick through the BDO World Champions. There are a couple of Dutch blokes, a Kiwi and a moose f**ker. That's pretty much it. It's a bit like countries such as Jamaica competing in the winter Olympics. Yeah it's nice that they turn up, but we all know the medals are going to be divided up between the Alpines and North Americans. Anyway, bored with debating the legitimacies of darts now. If you like it, fill yer boots.

The flip side is that Haye has to train incredibly hard and it's all leading up to 1 fight which could be over in 8 seconds. The pressure boxers must be under in that scenario must be huge. You have to be as strong mentally as physically. Anyway, apples and oranges. The award hasn't changed my estimations of any of them. Ennis is still fit as, Taylor is still a lardy bloke from Staffordshire.

We're splitting hairs over Ennis, but never mind. Taylor I am sure is a fantastically tallented darts player. But to say he is the second most prominent sports person in Britain is a bit of an embarassment for me. People like Haye, W******d and pretty much everyone else nominated, are competing against competitors from around the world.

It's Agustin Delgado's birthday on Thursday. Better not forget that one.

I know, but according to Wiki Ennis is only the European Champion at the heptathalon. And I don't care how many world titles Phil "The Burger" Taylor has won, darts is a sh*t sport. Infacts it's barely a sport at all and hardly anyone plays it outside of the UK.

Just can't take SPOTY seriously anymore, not after Giggs won it last year. Now we have a darts player beating a pentathalon world champion. Hmmmm...

A quick butchers at the top of the Championship makes for encouraging reading. QPR - 41 Leeds - 38 ---------------------------- Cardiff - 37 Swansea -37 Norwich -36 Coventry -34 ---------------------------- Just goes to show, not only is this League sh*t, so is 3/4 of the Championship. If we could only get our act together, we could be right up there and looking at promotion to the Premier League in 18 months. A big IF, but doable given patience.

Ssssshhhhhhhh!!!!!! Some of us are trying to pretend all the other fixtures went ahead and that all 22 teams won.

Exeter vs Wednesday is the only fixture going ahead at the moment. So much for falling behind everyone else.

Yes, you've spotted the little joke there. Have a sticker.

You're in the wrong neighbourhood boy!

TBF, it is -10 in Poland at the moment.

Based on the logic that we just lost to Brentford, which is therefore typical of every game after a 2 week break?

We aren't nescessarily going to be cut adrift here, stop putting such a negative spin on it. Firstly Saints are hardly exclusive when it comes to game called off. I seem to remember when the Hartlepool game was postponed, Swindon vs Wednesday was the only League 1 fixture to go ahead all weekend. Walsall is hardly out in the wilderness. If their pitch is unplayable, there will be a lot more games called off in the next 25 hours. Secondly, people seem to be under the assumption that all 22 other teams will win their games if they go ahead. They wont and we could find ourselves maybe 2 points behind one of our rivals with 2 games in hands. Really not a bad scenario to be in. Plus these are all games which will be replayed AFTER the January transfer window. There may not be much spending, but even if we only get 2 or 3 players, we will be a lot stronger for it. Plus we have Barnard, Chaplow and Richardson all coming back from injuries, who will be all the fitter for another week's training. Chill people!

Stupid bint. She can't even spell "recorded".

Not THE stupidest answer to a question ever.

Anyone else suffering from Man Flu at the moment? Spoke to about half a dosen people today who have all got it at the moment. Looks like there may only be women left in Britain come January.

I'd have them in a slightly different order 1) Liz 2) Paloma 3) Stella 4) Laura 5) Sandeesh 6) Joanna 7) Melissa - Rug muncher 8 ) Joy - I'm guessing you mean 'moose'?

There is a way to get rid of horses without burying or cremating them, but it takes a lot of flushes. I'd just leave it be TBH and let the vultures take care of it.

Why do so many people think certain players will be better against much stronger opposition? It's the same with Schneiderlin. FWIW I hope this isn't true. Personally I think Guly is crap and have seen very little from him to warrant a permanent deal. We can do much better.

Beattie I'm sure would be an asset in League 1. Especially as he is very much in the Lambert frame and gives us another physical option so we can drop Rickie. I see no point in keeping Guly if he isn't good enough. If you think he is good, that's you're opinion, but if you don't there's no point keeping him, even to sit on the bench. Guly has 3 goals to his name this season. A decent striker would have about 10. Maybe not a dream, but him and one of the others would definitely stand us in good stead up front.

Hence... In a dream world for me it would be 2 from Le Fondre, Fryatt, Beattie or Waigo. I know, "they're the past... move on... etc. etc." I'm just saying.

We need 2 strikers. Guly and DC can both leave IMO. Both useless for different reasons.

and only 2 wins...

We've already got Doble.