Lighthouse

I think we got the message the last 41 times you mentioned Salech. He has never even been linked with us and I doubt Cardiff would sell him for anything we could afford. His main strengths as far as I could tell were playing pub football against part time welders. 4 goals in 40 appearances for us in all competitions.

What are your thoughts on Alex Jimenez and Alvaro Rodriguez?

It’s what every football club in the country does.

On what basis?

VectisSaint slapped Keith Chegwin with a haddock covered in marmalade.

F**k!!

You could say the same about our academy. Clearly the finances work out or we wouldn’t be doing it.

Clubs are clearly aware of that and have calculated that the sales lost to Chinese knockoffs don’t outweigh the profits from the higher prices they charge in the club shop. I haven’t bought a shirt full price for about 15 years now, I just wait for the end of season sales if I want one.

They’ll only charge what people are willing to pay. £45 is a ridiculous price for a tuna sandwich but if thousands of people were willing to pay it, I’d be out on Above Bar St. selling the buggers tomorrow morning.

Wednesday played in blue and white stripes when they came to SMS last season, it wont be an issue.

My personal cinematic highlight was going to see Jackass 3D about 15 years ago. The memory of a dildo the size of a nuclear submarine coming straight at me out of an IMAX screen will stay with me to the grave.

Baker chucking pies in tonight’s game, then giving away four by stacking it on the boundary.

You can feel whatever you like, if we stood by him under the incredibly naive assumption that he couldn’t possibly face a ban of some sort, then that’s our own fault. If we decided it was a risk we’re willing to take and have a contingency plan then so be it. Personally I don’t think being disqualified from a game you cheated to try and win is in any way out of proportion and nobody would be saying that if Pompey had been spying on us before a playoff semifinal.

We chose not to sack the manager who broke the rules, knowing full well that he could face disciplinary proceedings. I was quite surprised he wasn’t sacked, personally but that being the case we have to live with the consequences of our choices.

Losing the thing you stood to gain by cheating isn't a punishment, if that were true there would be no consequences to trying to cheat at everything all the time. That's why if you get caught robbing a bank, they don't just take the swag off you and say, "well he's been fined £3m, I think that's already a enough punishment." The point of the FA investigation is to establish the requirement to issue an actual defined punishment. 'Bad reputation' and 'social media threats' are completely subjective and unquantifiable.