Lighthouse

If you're counting cup games, I'm pretty sure Jones won three. Think we beat Palace the same week we stopped City winning the quadruple.

I think you're hearing what you want to there, there's nothing wrong with that commentary and for the most part the media absolutely love a good cup upset.

How does pricing affect atmosphere?

How dare you accuse him of thinking!

70 minutes for Manning to survive on a yellow.

We’re getting penned in a bit now, Arsenal taking control.

Concrete boots there Leo, shoot first time.

We aren’t gaining nine points in seven games on Ipswich and Millwall. We’re fighting over fourth to seventh.

That’s a belter from that angle.

I want to believe those two airmen were involved in a hilarious, Allo Allo style slapstick, with an Uzbek policeman who consistently failed to speak Persian.

I'll go with something similar except Jack in for Mayes. Unfortunately it looks like the weather is going to delay play today.

They won’t go down, even with the absolute disaster they’ve had, I don’t think they’ve actually been in the drop zone at any point. De Zerbi will keep them up, then get one heck of a payout when they sack him at Christmas.

Who shall we rename that footbridge at Fleet Services after now?

The only consistent 8/10s I can think of were Toby and Virgil, even Mane, Tadic and (to an extent) Tiss blew hot and cold. Solid six and seven is probably more fruitful; Niemi, Bertrand, Fonte, Lovren, Killer, Davis, Pelle, Le Saux

I can only assume you’re talking about the Rwandan Women’s Archery Championship and not anything related to football.