Lighthouse

It’s not rigged, that’s the correct interpretation of the rules as they are written. It was given as an o.g. Because the initial shot was off target, not because it ‘got a nick’.

We did it a couple of times in League 1 by the same scoreline but I can remember any 6-1s. I thought maybe the Tranmere cup game in 2002 but having checked we did score first.

Well, it’s going to be interesting to see who turns up as three into one position doesn’t really work. One of them is going to be a bit cheesed off with a lack of game time.

Is ‘surprise meat’ another way of describing indecent exposure?

Mubama is the competition for Larin, he hasn’t come here to be left out of the match day 20 and never play. I’d be very surprised to see us sign another central striker.

Games coming thick and fast now. I would assume FD misses out, as per head injury protocol? The transfer window closes an hour after this game finishes, so hopefully it’ll be the last time wondering about which players are here next week.

It’s easier if you scroll down a bit. Or up. Depends on your persuasion.

If my GCSEs taught me anything it’s that Germans live opposite the cinema, listen to music and play football with their brother, so there could be some truth to this.

Well, after a dreadful first 10 minutes of each half we were superb thereafter. I voted for Azaz as MotM but it could easily have been Larin, Matsuki or even Slotty on his debut. Delighted for Fellows, from the Northam it looked like Mubama had bundled it over, so hopefully that doesn’t get taken off him on review. I don’t think there were any bad performances. Bragg wasn’t great with Downes, as we’d expect, but he looked a lot better alongside JWP. Larin’s second goal… pure Bergkamp, loved it. Who had us above Burnley and West Ham after three games, with minus four?

He’ll do for Lighthouse.

Armstrong is 19, not 24.

AI has officially jumped the shark.

No, not Stephens, he’s longest serving. No, without checking I’d say he’s been here around 9 hours.