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They won’t go down, even with the absolute disaster they’ve had, I don’t think they’ve actually been in the drop zone at any point. De Zerbi will keep them up, then get one heck of a payout when they sack him at Christmas.

Who shall we rename that footbridge at Fleet Services after now?

The only consistent 8/10s I can think of were Toby and Virgil, even Mane, Tadic and (to an extent) Tiss blew hot and cold. Solid six and seven is probably more fruitful; Niemi, Bertrand, Fonte, Lovren, Killer, Davis, Pelle, Le Saux

I can only assume you’re talking about the Rwandan Women’s Archery Championship and not anything related to football.

Sadly it’s about a year out of sync but you could fit the entire life of Freddie Mercury in between the births of Roy Hodgson and Tonda Eckert.

Wrexham at home, big save when 1-0 down. Leicester at home, when 1-0 up Millwall at home, kept it at 0-0 Brum away, I think we were 1-0 down when he pulled off a worldie

How can you ‘enjoy the occasion’ paying £25/£35 to watch Championship reserves against Arsenal? They’ll just get thumped, it’s basically what Puel did and we lost 0-5.

I don't care if Arsenal send out their seven week old embroynic clones of Thierry Henry, Romeu should not be starting this match.

Wasn't even the best goal in that game TBH.

No, some people were cautiously optimistic based on a fairly respectable recent record, at a decent level in Europe.

Alright, calm down. There are plenty of other websites where you can find a bit of that.

I've got mates who support Spurs, Pompey and Newcastle (I'm sure most of us have) and ahhhhh... it's just glorious. I don't know who to laugh at hardest.

They could always distract people from the war by releasing some more Epstein files. They distract people from that by invading Russia. Sort of an 'old lady who swallowed a fly' strategy.

Just copying my own post from the match thread. Glad to see the MK goal getting remembered by other people. It often slips under the radar because it was away in League 1 but it really was a cracker. Tiss vs Blackburn - esq in awareness and precision.

I can't fathom why people are incapable of opinions on Bazunu which aren't hysterical over exaggerations. He's not even been at the club for several months and yet every match thread seems to have a couple of dozen references to him being, "a disaster, crisp packet wrists, literally never makes a save, the worst goal keeper I've ever seen play football, cost us automatic promotion twice," etc. and hardly any about other worse players or the change in formation. Why can't it just be a modest improvement, along with a back four, a target man striker, Bree back in the team, Wood and Romeu dropped and no Fellows at WB? Two years ago we averaged 91 points with 'the disaster' in goal, which is better than we managed with Kelvin in 2012. I can live with that personally, I don't feel the need for hyperbole.