Lighthouse

Can’t wait for this! Just booked flights over from Darwin and a hotel in London for me and little Timmy, the poor orphan whose dying wish is to see Saints play at Wembley. Everything is non-refundable and it wasn’t cheap, so I had to sell one of my livers, but it’ll all be worth it to see the smile on Timmy’s face. Right, that should guilt the EFL into not kicking us out of the final.

My smart watch says 'seek immediate medical attention!'

He did but that doesn’t mean it’s a foul. There was just a tangle as they both went up for it.

I’d say the ref’s actually got that one right.

Sounds good, I’ll have mine on rye bread, hold the mayo.

He’s got three penalty decisions completely wrong.

Two thoughts which aren’t mutually exclusive. Leo went down easily but that was clearly a penalty.

On a hattrick now for penalties he should have given away. Let’s hope the third one isn’t given.

We’ve seen from incidents like BBD at Newcastle and Haaland vs Gabriel; you have to go down like you’ve been shot or else you don’t get him sent off. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

I’ve never understood when commentators justify that kind of thing by saying that if you give it there’ll be 20 penalties every game no there won’t because the players would bloody well stop. People complain about officials being anal with the rules but this is what happens when you’re not.

Garlic bread!

Lucky that wasn’t a penalty. It gets given anywhere else on the pitch.

Spurs won’t go down. I reckon both sides will lose their next game, then Spurs will get a point at home to Everton on the last day, which will render West Ham’s game against Leeds irrelevant.

If you’d asked me a month ago who I’d most like to play in a playoff final, out of Ipswich, Millwall or Hull, I’d have bitten your arm off for the latter. We’ve just got to get there now.

Millwall look gassed. This tie is done.