Lighthouse

Let’s just accept that Spurs were never going to go down, as per the Everton rule, and just enjoy West Ham being garbage.

You have to wonder just what's going on with Orr to not even get tried out ahead of three or four awful opening batsmen.

VAR is the football equivalent of three ‘expert’ naturalists staring at a photo of a duck for six minutes and deciding it’s a giraffe.

I’m still expecting some sort of Scooby Doo-esq plot twist, where they catch the spy in a big fishing net, pull his mask off and it was Rudi Skacel the whole time.

Makes sense, especially if he’s been having injury issues. Our county team really is out for the count now, with Vince and Daws gone, our best player turning 39 next month and our other overseas slot being filled by whichever mediocre journeyman fancies a game in any given week.

Different time zone. Hull is 64 years and 3 hours behind London.

It's only libel if it's not true. There seems to be no denial on our part for this, so I don't see how it would be libelous.

Je suis Gibson.

Can’t wait for this! Just booked flights over from Darwin and a hotel in London for me and little Timmy, the poor orphan whose dying wish is to see Saints play at Wembley. Everything is non-refundable and it wasn’t cheap, so I had to sell one of my livers, but it’ll all be worth it to see the smile on Timmy’s face. Right, that should guilt the EFL into not kicking us out of the final.

My smart watch says 'seek immediate medical attention!'

He did but that doesn’t mean it’s a foul. There was just a tangle as they both went up for it.

I’d say the ref’s actually got that one right.

Sounds good, I’ll have mine on rye bread, hold the mayo.

He’s got three penalty decisions completely wrong.

Two thoughts which aren’t mutually exclusive. Leo went down easily but that was clearly a penalty.