Lighthouse

Which boat would you rather be on; the cruise ship with hantavirus, an oil tanker in the Straight of Hormuz or a luxury yacht but it's sailing to Epstein Island?

Good God no! We’d have probably lost 4-0 again, like we did with Bazunu against Leeds earlier on that season.

Unless you’re literally Real Madrid, your players will get poached in any league in the world.

I can’t see that. Neither will want to come to Saints and sit on the bench all season and only play cup games.

The smell after it’s rained in spring or summer.

If we could have just held on against Man City….

One game.

When did I refuse to acknowledge it? The equivalence is not false, you’re confusing Iran having sh*tter weapons with them being better behaved.

I’m not sure Iraq, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Bahrain and Ukraine would agree with you on that.

A reminder that the Welsh were 397-1, whilst we ended day three on 332-15. This is Saints last season levels of appalling, every week we find new ways to embarrass ourselves.

In reality players like that are never going to stay at a club like Bournemouth once the big guns come calling. Their long term success will depend on how much they receive in transfer fees and how well they spend it. Every club is a selling club at the right price.

Haven’t you heard? Boro are so terrified of the Tonda machine they’ve forfeited the tie.

We’ve not kept a clean sheet in a league game Wood started since Millwall on New Year’s Day. I’m not saying it’s all him but the defence has never looked settled and confident with him in it.

Soldering. Just f*ck off.

The ball is 10ft up in the air when it goes over his head. He isn’t getting to the ball even if he doesn’t slip, jumps up and uses his hands to stop it.