Lighthouse

A couple of our boys are out playing franchise cricket in the UAE. Dawson just whacked 38 off 14, whilst Vince went for a less impressive two ball duck. In other news, it looks like Neser's back next season, along with Jake Lehmann.

I suspect it will be Fraser, although another plausible option would be Wely on the wrong flank.

Chernobyl. Basically perfect.

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy a half season ticket that’s literally just for the first half of each game?

TBH I’m beyond caring what other posters think of Bazunu, his thread has become a weird parody of itself, there’s no point trying to have an objective discussion. League wins with Bazunu this season - 7 League wins without him - 1 League wins for every other keeper combined in the 3.5 years since he signed - 5 If you think he’s the worst keeper in the football league, then carry on I’m not saying you’re wrong. Maybe I am just a weird contrarian. However come January, don’t be surprised to find out the club are satisfied with winning ‘in spite of crisp pocket wrists’ and we don’t sign someone to replace him.

Would be very surprised to see a goalkeeper come in. We’ve got a decent Championship goalkeeper already in the team, a decent PL one out on loan and a reasonable backup in McCarthy. I think we’ll look to reassess in summer depending on which league we’re in. If we do go up it’ll be Ramsdale, Baz and a another Caballero type of signing as third choice cover.

This is our first time playing on the 13th, which is an unlucky number, since we sacked Still. This will be Tonda’s first real test (TM).

Don’t shoot the messenger but my mate texted me to say he’s just seen Mo Salah walking out of the estate agents in Winchester.

Phew! That’s all.

Liquid football!

I’m not sure we were watching the same Mikael Nilsson, if you thought he was not bad. The okayest Scandi who comes to mind is Peter Madsen. Came in on loan for half a season in the Championship, scored a couple of goals, left. The end.

No Pompey in round four then either.

Winnable, I’d rather it was at home.

I wonder which Merseyside team or Crystal Palace away we’ll get this time.

I don’t think you can really call Ings under appreciated when he was once competing for the golden boot with 23 goals. I’d put him in the same category as Lambert and Pelle in that whilst many people were upset to see them go, truth be told we sold them at exactly the right moment.