Lighthouse

It’s no use trying to take on big sticker. They’ve got people in the White House, the media, the FBI, the CIA, the RSPB… everywhere.

Archer is a senior pro, who has scored at Championship level and contributed six goals in all competitions. Nothing special but I’d like to see a similar replacement if he leaves, rather than a player who’s yet to do anything above age group football. We didn’t ’fob off’ Ballard, he was doing nothing here or on any of his loans and couldn’t get in the team over players like Sekou Mara. The pathway is there, Ballard needed a fresh start at a lower level.

I gave up and checked wiki, no to the first question. Nobody will guess in a month of Sundays so as a hint; his most famous moment in a Saints shirt did not involve scoring or assisting a goal.

1630 tee time, according to the BBC fixtures. I wonder if that's been pegged for a while just in case, or if the games were brought forward after we beat Norway.

He was very obviously being pressured into doing something he wasn't comfortable with, as was made clear by some of the messages being released. Where the line is in vocabulary between 'coercive behaviour' and 'bullying' is all semantics but it's very obvious why Tonda might be facing a ban and not Will Salt.

Not necessarily. The bloke needs a job and it’s not like he’s going to find himself in the same situation again. Clearly we’ve come to some agreement which is acceptable to both parties, which is good news, particularly for a young man at the start of his career who won’t be out of a job.

Not really, he was quite clearly doing it at the behest of those above him.

Yeah, so as I was saying, the sixth wicket partnership should polish off the remaining runs without too much bother, then we should breeze through the QF and will probably be one of the favourites for finals day. Why do you c*nts keep quoting things before I can edit them?

It doesn’t matter either way, we’re not winning it this year. Suddenly turned to absolute dog sh*t right when it matters.

No, it's misidentification and illusion. Imagination does not require visual input.

Honestly, it’s just pathetic the number of grown men who say they’re going to actually go out and vote for this unfunny, attention seeking novelty act, who just wants to make parliament all about him, despite having no meaningful and well considered policies whatsoever. It’ll be interesting to see how he gets on against Binface.

I can only assume the designer was watching his dog, just about to have a s**t, and thought, "eureka!"

At least if Che Adams stays, that'll give Ramsdale confidence in training.

That's a bit of an odd take, he had the second best SR after Labert. Vince, JW and Stubbs all chewed up deliveries for a run a ball f**k all, whilst Jack and Fuller were dogsh*t with the ball. It was spin to win today, the wrong game to be missing Daws.

Well that was a bit of okay.