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And as Merson might rightly point out if you gave all our goals to the opposition then we'd be right in the relegation dogfight. Don't get carried away

Shorter odds than Spurs and Everton and same as Liverpool

How rude! I'm with MLG this crp about I'm going, it can't last, lucky bras, fatigue is nothing but claptrap. We will win.

Although strangely only scored 13 goals in 9 outings. Suppose if you ignore the times they don't such as their last game (0-0) you're spot on

Second reference I have seen to 1978 tonight. Was 1979

If you gave Burnley Chelsea's points I'd think they'd be ok. Merson is spectacular.

Humour. Like it. Can't wait til we play Manure, WetSpam and Liverhampton can you?

If you are going on other clubs forums and getting upset about comments from some posters you can pretty much swap 'Stoke' with any team. It is similar with the media - we get all the plaudits and then if one pundit says something negative everyone gets excitable. Why are other club forums not posting constant praise for how brilliant we are?

Can someone explain why people are not embarrassed calling them Bompey? I can only put it down to this place being littered with 14 yo boys.

It's a thin line between love and hate. Fair point though and apologies

Are we still hoovering the beds?

Why do you support the club? If you can't enjoy a LC win as it is not famous years on amongst other fans I pity you.

Please name and shame whoever said winning this cup means Jack sh1te. Was it Sarnia?

Maybe you don't rest Schneiderlin and Rodriguez for what is the most important game left in the season

Don't think he'll start but still will score

Hard pressed to think take a point against anyone at moment. Especially not Hull

Adam is the worst of them.

Controls the ball dead so well. Works like a dog and wins us loads of free kicks in dangerous areas. Great addition

Was angry about league cup but no excuse for FA cup as no games even near it. It was not the same and the league was done. Make all the excuses you want but MP fcked up there.

Plenty weren't though. I am still seething about the FA Cup. Think the healing will still take a few more years.

thanks for that ART. Perfect

Well he can't not rate him as started last 2 games ahead of Wanyama. Feel same as everyone else as to baffled why nothing on the table

Who is his son? Does papa's positivity shine through?

I listen to Guardian Football Weekly as generally informed discussion and relatively good insight. Football Ramble is sometimes funny but they know f all more than the next man. Haven't listened to this to know what it hopes to bring to its audience but having opinions on anything is contentious and likely to get them abuse from some. Easy to be a critic though.

Victorian man's doner kebab was too long or taken I can't remember which.