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Where you going to go if you're hungry? Having said that some are better than others but I am too principled to buy a small bag of Haribo for £6.50

People’s, well the media obsession with record temperatures being broken. It’s fucking hot but I don’t care if it’s 32.4 or 32.9 in Berkshire

You know as much as any of us but always keen to be the pompous contrarian.

Less angry now esp as Boro got done. Everyone fucks up so I’d forgive and keep

Absolutely. I hate these cunts now and that isn’t artificial or manufactured. Don’t fucking sing about them though

What a colossal prick. Yeah he looks ecstatic

And I expect all the pastie cunts are now sun burnt

I’ve decided to do some crack cocaine and a bit of gardening

Came illegally and given refugee status. Taking the piss. Sex offenders and people traffickers welcome. Maybe got some sympathy when processing as the Taliban doesn’t let them do such things (I guess)

They are almost suggesting that a heatwave over a BH weekend is a bad thing. Was in Paris last week at 13 degrees which was taking the piss levels for spring.

BBC leading story about the weather. Care homes having to purchase additional fans due to climate change

More imported delights https://news.sky.com/story/seven-men-charged-with-rape-and-child-sex-abuse-offences-following-grooming-gang-investigation-in-norfolk-13547026

Has a hosepipe ban been announced yet? Stop dithering!

Fuck me - Councillors saying we don't understand what an amendment is are spending your taxes. Yeah you are at a real ‘disadvantage’ being thick as fuck. Probably find that in many places other than your Council Chamber.

Must be a record thread - about to hit one million views after less than 2 weeks