whelk

Have you been since the floods?

You West Country pussies are clearly more compliant than us free thinkers. I am thinking of organising an anti-brown bin march and rally at the weekend - do you think it is too ambitious to try and get Katie Hopkins and MLT to attend?

What’s Scott Mills been up to?

Don’t blame them. Fucking pointless international break unless you were in the WC playoffs. Don’t know anyone who watched the Uruguay game and last thing teams on run-in need are extra games when they can rest players.

I think you are stretching for something you want to see

Sure he pisses himself laughing at someone called Skint Eastwood. Genius, gettit, gettit?

Stupid little brown recycling bins for food waste

He’s like the annoying twat in the WhatsApp group who thinks everyone is laughing when they send relentless memes that only a 10 yo would find amusing

From a neutral floating voter who wanted Labour to succeed it is quite damning

Nothing changes and everyone has a look to associate themselves with a group whether it’s duck lips saying I am a vacuous bimbo, Stone Island tops saying I’m a working class thug or blue hair and nose rings saying I’m an econut. I generalise of course but funny how some of the right wingers get triggered by pink or blue hair

He seems to be maturing and is now referring to her as Reeves. Might need to get his blood pressure checked though

No word from Farmer -seized by ICE? Also no Nic emojis for a while - crackdown on sex tourists by Thai authorities? Or just struggling to dress himself?

Won’t do Azaz’s confidence any good that

Lallana just come on for Bosnia

Nice but got to have a name. Quite fancy seeing that part of Spain in reasonable weather. Imagine April probably perfect?