whelk

Don’t put it on me babe. Post a meme about being a lion or something

You seem to have very much missed the point about the credit score but I know that is your shtick. Tell me about my New Zealand boast? Or did you completely make that up?

You know you are posting on Saintsweb not on your Only Fans account?

Good point

The group positions are based on head to head results first

This is nearly as bad as watching England. Nailed on 0-0

It’s so windy here! Mike sure your dress doesn’t catch the wind Laura

He could be spending time going fishing with Brooklyn.

If you and your missus were worth over a billion quid would you fuck round doing as many adverts as Beckham?

I jumped in the car just now and was 43 C - come on BBC where is my visit to show I smashed the record?

Think Batman got whacked by Steve Grant for moaning. And an alter ego Alex sprang to life soon after. We love him though really

All the outrage at the police but you can see they were desperate. So sad all round. We all fuck up but some professions it has huge consequences. Imagine having that on your conscience? Makes me even more livid at that cunt that cried racism and those knuckle dragging retards who want to riot

Some of it from before my time but gleaned he may also be submariner cook called Jamie plus what Turkish said

That is only part of the Venn diagram

I don’t know - you do your cross fit stuff but don’t know if you have a glass jaw or not so could be in the reckoning