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It’s paradise mate. So many handbags you can buy and never see a tramp

Who do you want to go down, Spuds or Wet Spam?

Did she not meet loads of racist Yorkshiremen? Have vape shops, nail bars and Turkish barbers not made it up there?

But only one person goes looking for horrific things to make a point

Why do you care as you don’t live here? Or are you planning to come back in your old age to have another lobotomy courtesy of the NHS you contribute fuck all to help fund?

Hey Paul Merson, this PL that is worlds apart from any other league has played 6 CL games this week. 4 defeats and 2 draws, and 3 of them have lost by 3 goals. Love it

Talking of Yorkshire racists. Some Lee Anderson lookalike that was a Reform candidate, sacked for calling blacks savages, is handcuffed to a black youth worker from London. Painful but maybe he might be enlightened

Ref is so shit and runs like a ponce

Have this lot been on the piss since Sunday?

One positive is Bodo/Glimt are 2-0 up

Who is this co commentator on Sky?

I’m intrigued what was the reaction?

Nice to know we are all in such safe hands

It’s only the ‘floating voters’ who call him Nige

Yeah even opposing football fans can have some compassion seeing that situation. Mental if they don’t sack Tudor tomorrow