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whelk

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  1. You could just imagine this cunt flailing in the water and RNLI volunteers save him and he wouldn’t even be gracious enough to thank them. Although doubt he’d do anything as adventurous as get off the internet in his little scared angry world. Most exciting thing that that happened this week was he ordered a balaclava online.
  2. Fuck off with facts, Rupert says so.
  3. You fucking vile cunt.
  4. It will be drones so don’t worry your rifle won’t be much more help than you pitchfork. Although might be useful being able to jab well with a very long handled one.
  5. Getting irrationally scared again. Man up you big girl
  6. I think whilst he was bragging about his tall building he was playing with his wee mushroom cock with his teeny weeny hands
  7. Why the apostrophe? For someone who refers to low IQ you seem in a glass house yourself
  8. Genuine question, are you bald? All these types look very similar and mostly bald. Just wonder if that contributes to their anger and aggression?
  9. Don’t know if actually true but feels like Matsuki does better when coming on rather than starting.
  10. 3-1 again
  11. That’s good although think the division is stronger this year. Thank fuck Burnley are imploding but two from us, Boro, West Ham and Wolves I think.
  12. It was stressful watching their 3 players in starting sprint pose and then given it to poor Wood. Great when you play through it of course but also very prone to us fucking it up
  13. Must be able to tie up with the Boney M song?
  14. Let’s hope Tonda gets the boot soon eh
  15. Spot on. Did you know there isn’t even a millionaire left in NewYork now, let alone a billionaire since Mamdani took over as mayor? They all fled to Akansas and Wyoming
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