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Big Ange is decent as a pundit

I didn’t think you could go as high as a 15 pinter

Matterface can be ok as a commentator but is so shit at trying to say something monumental. Like just then at the final whistle

Spain have been nowhere good as Leeds were. Leeds created chances for a start

Is this like your pizza paedo ring - run by the Clintons?

Think you have underestimated them

As there are ever increasing stats creeping in I would like to see how much total volume of fluid is taken in at each hydration break. Individuals and team stats please. And hopefully open up a new betting market

Government overreach presumably means you shouldn’t clamp down on nonces

Who would dare question Starmer’s bottle?!

Cape Verde finished above Cameroon to be fair. African teams being in World Cup is tradition

Hope he asked them to bring their dinner?

White supremacists have infiltrated VAR

She seemed intelligent enough and I thought she was probably taking the piss. Or maybe she’s a Buddhist?

Genuinely would advise to get some therapy, or read the Stoics, if the current prime minister makes you so unhappy, angry and impacts your well-being so much.

Hope you, or any of your loved ones don’t get cancer or any serious illness, but if they do you might have to revise your opinion. Don’t let real life get in the way of slagging off something though.