whelk

Not one team in the EFL has 100% win record and no one has played more than 4 games yet

Burnley quite posh compared to the dump that is Middlesbrough.

You must be some sort of idiot at Swansea if they havent adjusted the contract to account for his injuries

Portsmouth beat them ergo they must be shite

Ali G offends shock. Of course dreadfully remiss of him not to sanitise his act so every fucker happy and no one laughs.

Poor traumatised lad

What’s a good result if we are unserious about promotion? Better not be a repeat of Oxford away as we should be on a different level.

I cannot fathom why anyone uses lard over beef dripping. Mental

Quite partial to an unsalted cashew nut. if I was on death row though my last meal would probably be roast lamb

Who knew?

I’ll fucking moan about a point at Lincoln

Still not showing that Larin first half chance on highlights

Who is this co-commentator cunt?

FFS

his passing looks immense so far