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That’s what he says about his tiny shrivelled mushroom cock and his pissy little baby hands

That actually made me chuckle

He cried and whined when food was mentioned. Think he is a bit too delicate for exchanges in the lounge

I wouldn’t give a fuck you dopey twat

Know a few people at work who have been poleaxed recently. Is the flu jab worth it? My GP surgery sent a few messages inviting me but can’t be arsed https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crk7j8nxlr6o?app-referrer=webview

That’s your mum that is

Think it is safe to say Nic is monumentally thick, not sure about being a bigot though.

Not to labour the joke, but we only had heated gravel at Christmas. We used to look on with envy at the those kids who had it hot every day

I was only teen at the time but FA Cup 4th Round in 1984 was great. All piled down on train - 9000 fans plus those that bought tickets in Pompey end. Endless fights from station to ground. Mental day and capped by doing them in the last minute. No place for the faint hearted but as you say that was the fun of it. Adrenaline running all day and one of my all time best football memories.

Comical thinking Baz was the problem tonight. I don’t rate him but there are some real dopey fuckers who think we should never concede

Actually I should retract as handy to know what year the game is taking place

I wonder what the statistics are for when Leo is on the pitch against when he isn’t

What’s with the fucking dates!

You can say you don’t understand or like something but by saying The Beatles are shit is clearly wrong. The is of course subjectiveness to any taste but talent is on view for all to see. I could say a member of the Venga Boys is a better song writer than John Lennon or can write a better concerto than Mozart- there is clearly a right or wrong. Anyway no need to argue as you clearly know and love your music, and know I am right.

That is like saying Mozart or Shakespeare is shit. Wrong