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Since Ange Watts I never believe anyone when they say they have cancer

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd0xyl3yp2jo?app-referrer=webview Dreadful statistic

If we sort out ‘vertical drinking’ we can sort the rest of the country’s problems https://news.sky.com/story/no-10-urges-council-to-work-with-london-pubs-amid-row-over-vertical-drinking-13570555

And call out that halfwit Henry Winter who suggests HMRC can channel Endo Fernandez taxes to the Falklands

I wish Parsons would’ve come out with “what did have to do with that fat fuck Cordon? That obnoxious gobshite bullies waiters”. See Talksport go into meltdown and would be funny.

I bet you’re one of those criminal underworld sorts that home taped music back in the 80s? Cheers btw

URL tells me all lot. Wouldn’t trust those cunts to have the correct date on the front page. Absolute joke of a paper nowadays.

Great if you want cheap cigarettes though!

I haven’t been overly impressed with Milan or Turin. Rome is fantastic but yet to do Florence. Did a right mixed bag back in the day of Italia90 but don’t think we were welcomed like the average tourist back then what with being escorted with machine guns pointed our way

Doesn’t sound overly plausible but state of that country who knows

I had a similar experience in Fowey where my car was firebombed

Paywalled

Not as piped into this as some of you lot but seems Ukraine are doing pretty good https://news.sky.com/video/share-13569812

I love Paris although are some shitty parts. Got off one Metro station this summer and felt like in Algeria. Surprised how many say they don’t like it though and can’t understand it. Beautiful city

I’m sure she has great knowledge of the strength of the Wehrmacht at that time. Sure she might have something to say about allies retreating to Dunkirk too? If only they showed the courage and resilience of the Reform patriot gobshites eh. Could have all been over in 1943