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Sold it at the crossroads in return for some outstanding crumble

Tiramisu is of the devil

Has no one mentioned crumble? With ice cream, clotted cream and double cream, and maybe custard

Fair enough, didn’t realise although guess charges will follow soon as they’ve been boasting on the internet

#FreeFarmer

Why aren’t these cunts being named? https://news.sky.com/story/two-men-arrested-in-connection-with-golders-green-arson-attack-13523827

What surprised me is that the ambulances weren’t protected by the Jewish space lasers.

I’d definitely watch Gogglebox if you two were on

The sort of people who have hand glider badges delighting in what happened on October 7th. You know the sort that go on marches in London pretending to be peace loving

You trying to show her your tender side?

I hope the WC is a complete failure. If I was a billionaire I still wouldn’t go over to support England

I’ll write my thoughts down…….I can’t wait for Trump to die

My missus is doing the roast beef while I watch the cup final. LD has nothing on me!

Arsenal don’t half time waste. Will be the worst and most boring champions in memory

Wrighty fedora - good look