The Corellian

In the pub, had a few beers, can't be arsed checking through 26 pages if anybody else has asked this, but, does not the black box that they have, have somebody already lined up if somebody leaves? If so who's replacing Fonte?

Why the long face?

"Here's what you do Ron, first you buy yourself a dog......"

Just watched that myself, saying Van Dijk would maybe replace him rather than partner him. Hopefully that's not the case.

There's only Juanmi, unless you're schizophrenic.

Sky Sports news says it's a done deal at £5.1mil.

Tom Davis is a West Ham supporter apparently.

I hope we get 6 points from them but good luck to them in the rest of their games. Congratulations Bournemouth.

"No Morgan there's no toilet here, we'll have to tie a knot in it!"

78.01-79.00 or whatever else is available thanks.

Hopefully now that Poch does his interviews in English, the reporters will throw some tricky words in the questions!

Hodgson to Kruger "Can I get my season ticket money back?!"

Obviously a load of old loblocks, especially as Cole and Lampard are off the books now.

It was meant to say so not do! I'm at a wedding and half cut so please excuse typing errors!!

According to Sky Sports he's out for 6 weeks so will miss playing us, do the boos will have to go on hold.

Anybody notice how they got from London to Southampton in less than 20 mins?

Surprised to see no mention of Catherine Bach.

Lovren's head may be at Anfield now but his arse is on the floor as Pelle completes his Hat-Trick!!!

How long before he kisses the Liverpool badge?

This is just a thought, every year my missus buys me a a Southampton Calendar but would it not be better to have them start in July or August just so I don't have a constant reminder of faces that aren't there any more?

So if the new shirt is without a branded logo does this mean it will be significantly cheaper to buy?

If he was "Big Time" he might have got the threesome!!

Fantastic news, great appointment. Now I can stop watching Sky Sports News 24 hours a day waiting to find out!!

I hope this doesn't open the floodgates for others to leave. What's the point of having Billionaire owners if you can't hold on to your assets?

Boruc had to face West Broms hard man.