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Anyone having any bets? Some of these predicted SNP swings are incredible...even Gordon Brown's old seat is 1/3 to go to the SNP. Currently has a 23,009 Labour majority!

Genuinely think I would have scored that one. And I had 7 pints last night. Incredible.

Yep, losing at home to Bury

Strange just how turd Davis is right now

Well this is rather frustrating

And score a goal Neil Shipperley, we will love you more than you will know, oh oh oh

I love the way Long 'runs the channels' though, worth every penny of the 12 mil

Donkey

Mrs T once said that if your only opportunity is to be equal then it isn't really opportunity. No glass ceilings, have some aspiration!

All we need now is to become a club that players don't just want to leave for a bigger one.

Paul Sturrock would know how to break this lot down that's for sure.

Confident we can get Lovren sent off if we run at him with Mane or Long.

Seem to be operating a no shoot policy. Given the conditions you'd think they'd fire a few along the deck.

Mane for Elia. Look clueless in the final third at the mo.

Another one of those 'great European nights at Anfield'. Can hear the players calling for the ball.

The Harry Kane 'he's one of our own chant' irritates me just as must as their theft of 'oh when the...' Some teams have been producing many of the best young players in the country for years and don't feel the need for something similar. But Rodgers, Lovren and AL swing it to self-pity city for me.

Unfortunately ISIS have set the bar rather high in terms of what they're willing to do as publicity stunts, so everything else seems somewhat tame by comparison. If we go ahead with this perhaps we should include an image of a deity as that seems the necessary prerequisite for maximum offence?

Rodgers, Lovren, Lallana - they're all equally appalling really. Throw in that vile little turd Sterling and you have a thoroughly dreadful bunch worthy of utter contempt.

Blimey tadic what are waiting for, hit it

Haha crazy decision, jesus

Does anyone else like to bet on politics? For once some of the Scottish seats are actually interesting. Most have been priced up by the firms now, and some of seats that are predicted to be SNP gains from Labour are incredible. Even Glasgow constituencies with 10k plus Lab majorities have SNP as favourites in the betting. Instinctively think some might be value to back as Lab holds, but then the Ashcroft polls suggest otherwise.

6/10.

This has given me paws for thought. Please dont let this thread rot-while-yer think of more puns.

They had a row further up the pitch a few minutes earlier and Bertrand was looking to nail him - and did.

At least he injured him