Waterside.saint

Caitlin and McInnes will probably tell us they aren't broke, they are 'liquidity constrained'. Except maybe for .

That gash goalie they bought in from Bournemouth for their exhibition playoff pageant must have accounted for some of that

If only there were a government department whose role it is to collect tax and is prepared to make an example of a serial reoffending football club.

Just thinking what else normally 'exits via the bottom'

Portsmouth 'Community' FC, proudly ripping up L2 since 2012 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, maybe. But lets not forget that brizzle: - aren't joint top - haven't got TCWTB - haven't got any fat in their pipes - haven't single-handedly kept L2 in business by turning up in redolent handfuls at away matches where they have charmed the locals with their folklorique turns of phrase, well-aimed missiles and courteous pushing and shoving - in other words they have massively and consistently under-performed compared with the bestestmostest

This. I suppose you could say their hero/zero/villain swing-o-meter 'swings' into action

Just woken up and had to pinch myself in case I'd dreamed Hartley's stoppage-time goal. Happy day

Which is strange, because its set up to be the easiest to get out of and the most difficult to get relegated from. You've got to hand it to the skates, they really are the bestestmostest at p!ssing it all away

Nicely put

Just think, in years to come when they're still flapping around in the primeval swamp of bottom tier/non-league football, or threatening to emerge from it, we'll always be able to remember this and have another good laugh at their expense.

POL in meltdown shock

Now that the wheels have finally fallen off their 'promotion or bust' rag and bone cart, it will be fascinating to see how they finance their next season in the basement

I may never stop laughing about this one. Every time I feel a bit down, all I'll have to do is remember that injury time goal by Argyll and I'll be back in my happy place

Another year in the bargain basement beckons

Now we wait for an epic melt-down :lol: :lol:

Carlsberg don't do playoffs, but if they did

Oh dear, how sad, never mind

thank you God

Just waiting now for the wailing and gnashing of teeth when the bestestmostest lose.

Well I can't imagine why, it's not as if the players are overawed by having to play in the cauldron that is Fortress Fatpipes

Dire so far, here's hoping the Pilgrims will get their mojo back in the second half

Popcorn? Check. Celebratory beer waiting in fridge? Check. Twitter account primed and ready with derogatory messages to annoy the #bestestmostest? Check.

I fixed it for you

According to the beeb " the Portsmouth midfielder made a bit of a meal of it "