Waterside.saint

There is. I think its understandable

How does it fall short of lying? Lets call it what it is.

Viking saga? I'd say by comparison he makes Jeffrey Archer look like Jane Austen, Charlotte Bronte, Charles Dickens and Bill Shakespeare all rolled into one

No excuse? - I'm sure they'll think of something, there's no shortage of referees who will be overawed by the prospect of officiating at the cauldron that is fatpipes

Quite so, puts things into perspective doesn't it.

They must be so p!ssed

An elementary scaling error has been made there, for all know that their rank is for all practical purposes decided by their passion. And on that basis they are rank indeed

Astonishing change of tack from the pluckiest there. Hopefully they'll revert to type in time to delight us with yet another failed karma-fuelled attempt to escape the pull of gravity

Ooh the passion. Some of them have been compared unfavorably to Neanderthals, but at least the Neanderthals made a few useful contributions to the gene pool

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I bet we'll find that's the pluckiest bestest most-equal-league-topping repeat failure though. D@mn I'm jealous

And Southampton, IIRC, on 20%. Still more than twice as high though

Their tatty timber tabernacle must need a lick or two of woodworm killer, which doesn't come cheap these days

Thats not just a L1 reject, thats a match-winnin-bestest-pleasin-top-wage-earnin-never-loosin-hero-zero-villin-in-waitin

Money talks

Yes, but those 17 are worth 17 gazillion of our jealous sad plastic season ticket holders. Or something like that.

The ongoing hilarity they cause as they career around the mud flats of lower league football in their exploding clown car of a club would be sadly missed if they ever confronted their sordid past and faced up to their problems

I'd be embarrassed to have written something that asinine in private correspondence, let alone publish it

They'll be crying bitter tears of bestestness

Where is he on the hero/zero/villain swingometer?

Ah but it wasn't their fault, no siree. All the dirty money that funded their promotion and cup win was forced on them by the nasty football league. Or some portsmyth like that.

#factless Allen - #tinpot journalism for the #tinpotmost

We all know about their fabulous mouthwatering gastropub pies, surely they can make bazillions for their groaning warchest by selling them online

Its easy to be jealous of what they've got, where do we even begin? Their pipes are without doubt the fattiest, their supporters are among the gaptoothiest and their debt free warchest is groaning with pocket money given up by rosy cheeked urchins