Bananaman

Manic scenes in the stands... some even stood to applaud.

Stephens has a bet on 0-2

Ings peno looked stonewall to me.. how come it didn't go to VAR?? Also, my prediction, after much huffing and puffing, we score in the 84th/85th only for Watford to score two minutes later to win 1-2

I think it's really noticable that Vest is not in the back line. We are far more mobile and mercurial. Maybe a reflection on Arsenal's poor form but worth mentioning

stream please

lost 8 from the last 12...

wave after wave after wave. We are being dominated. Should be 3/4-0.

As if to rub salt into the very fresh wounds, the foreign commentators seem to be listing players who have recently been at Saints, "Lovren, Alderweireld, Sadio Mane, Lallana, Van Dijk..." oh **** off

apparently not for any more than 4 mins

Armstrong a far superior midfielder to JWP and Hojberg.. should start ahead of them.

aka the Coca Cola Kid

For some macabre reason - fascination and disbelief, I guess - I have watched the highlights a few times. The defending from the whole team is unreal.. you can see players making pretty basic runs and overlaps and our flat lines in midfield and defence just stand there.. not even watching the runners jus eyes on the ball. It's madness, Watch Valery for the first and third. Yoshida for the second and... i dunno, sixth or seventh. JWP running around like a headless chicken chasing the ball like a ****ing dog. Romeu getting skipped over like he's not there. The amount of times these mugs spend on Instagram, posing in tracksuits (#sqaudGoals) and all that ****. It's ****ing embarrassing.

with top bants and maximum smiles

midfield are so so poor.. really. Watched Hojberg jogging back being overtaken by two Leicester players. JWP passing sideways and backwards, no protection to a back three siting so deep and player are just running on to them. goal down, man down, game over.

VAR VAR VAR

To Johann Sebastian Bach's: bourrée in e minor: Che Adams has been quite disappointing and we had a bloke called Hoidt who loved his own face but now he's gone; in his lace, however, we had a gentleman named Jannik Vestergaard who i'm sure is a very nice man but ultimately is not a brilliant defender; (note: here we go into falsetto) We've got Yoshida, he used to be 3rd or 4th choice but now is seemingly one of our better defenders and Bednarek is pretty good; Bertrand is decent but probably disinterested at this point and Valery is yonug and shows promise which is problematic when on the bench for Danso who plays out of position; (here, the Itchen break off into a lower octave) Our centre midfield is our weakest area, every now and then James Ward-Prowse does something semi-decent with a set piece and that keeps him in the team; Hojberg is weak and often throws himself to the ground and Romeu is average but people love him because he shaves his head and picks up a lot of yellow cardssssssssss (here, we all join in together agin but the Kingsland take the tenor's harmony) Up top he have a fair amount of talent in Ings and Boufal but not a lot of goals are produced as a result, (then we all turn around and get our bums out) but Redmond is ****ing fantastic!!!! *clap clap clap Thoughts?

I'd like to challenge this. This song has it's roots in ultra-nationalist fascist movement and, to this day, represents the sectarian divide between Catholics and Protestants.

Any working streams please (p.s. 4-0, in your own backyard)

Free Headers in clear conditions? 60% of the time he wins 'em every time.

Very attacking. Wouldve liked Redders in there. Otherwise decent. Obafemi a risk

Bertrand Yoshida Bednarek Valery/Cedric Gunn

wow... loving VAR

You wouldnt think he was a **** if he'd been banging in 20 goals a season for Saints for the past 4 years

I just hope both teams have fun

Che Adams... or is he gonna turn up at some point?