saintscottofthenortham

Posh Tart.

No. I post a poxy vid and have some twit jump down my throat. It's like half of the members on this forum are jumped up, bullied at school recluses who sit behind there keyboards satisfying the chip the lays so heavily on there shoulder.

I didn't say he looked f*****g amazing did I!? I just put up the one f*****g clip I could find of the f*****g nobody! What the f**k is it with this f******g forum!?

I am guilty of the toilet roll one. My mate has a thing about numbers in cars. If my Climate Control is on 17.5 he throws one.

My first flat, my bedroom window was straight above the car park (No double glazing or anything swish like that) and one of my neighbours would get home from work at near spot on midnight. He would vacate his car, lock it and proceed to check every door and the boot 5 times. Not just giving it a little pull either, it was as though he was trying to rip the damn handles off the car! Anyhow... 5 minutes later, he would be back down to do it again. Then between 1:30 - 2:00am EVERY F*****G NIGHT! A guy at work has to have everything in it's right place. But as Electricians, we have all sorts of tools in all sorts of sizes. His tool box is perfectly arranged and perfectly clean. As some may understand, working on Building Sites, this is just asking for trouble. We are forever messing it up, sometimes just swapping a few bits around but occasionally we do the whole hog. He hits the roof every time. I do feel bad, but it's bloody hilarious.

Did you buy it at B&Q?

I think you can be rightfully excused.

Edit: Decided not to be so lazy and had a butchers on www.footballgroundguide.co.uk. 'The tube journey out there can be a bit of a nightmare and it's probably better to get a train from Fenchurch St to Barking Station and then a tube to Dagenham from there'. Oyster & Travelcards are valid for this journey. as for beer... "There is a fair sized Social Club at the ground, which apart from a few high profile games, welcomes away supporters and costs 50p to enter. It is fairly basic, but comfortable and shows SKY Sports television. It is also contains a local betting outlet and a programme booth. The beer is reasonably priced with hand pulled Youngs Bitter available at �2.25 a pint. Inside the ground alcohol is available to away supporters located in the Marcus James Stand. If it is a pub that you prefer, then going further along Rainham Road and going past Golds Gym is the Eastbrook pub. Otherwise, to be honest, there is not much of interest in the area, so there is not much point in wandering off too far." Pub crawl through london it is then. Oh dear... Fail on my part

Got my tickets! Woop! Been looking forward to this one since they got promoted. Whats everyone's thoughts with regards to a drinking session up there? I'm thinking train to waterloo then work our way from there away but that could mean alot of on and off tubes & trains. Any one got any better idea's?

[video=youtube;C3n_r-aT2pk] Watch from 2:20 - 2:30

Never a truer word said Lard.

FFS... Let the moaning begin.

Of course I do!

I finished work last Friday, due back 5th January. I have a fridge full of beer. Cupboards full of Crackers, Nuts, Every variety of Crisps you could imagine. The fridge is hosting a variety of Pate's, The best selection of Cheese's and pretty much all I could need for my Crimbo holidays. However, I'm Ill as F*ck and am F*cking miserable so until I'm better and in the mood to eat and drink myself silly, Santa F*cking Clause can F*ck Off and you lot can stick your Merry F*cking Christmas's up your backsides.

Very sad indeed. R.I.P Dale Roberts.

On the tipple early are we...?

yes sir.

this.

Quite. Some great rants in a great film. Anyhow Sperm... I'll do the hard work. (speech from 2:48.) [video=youtube;8hEtN0-vF90]

Thank f*** for that. Could see it being a bad result after our self destruction and Walsall's fantastic win @ The Valley. I'll take all the P/P's that come our way that will get played when (fingers crossed) we have a stronger squad.

Quite right chap!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXRuoSHI6eQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kngBtoylIVM

Three...!? FFS. Snatch. Leon. Scarface. Ask me again tomorrow and it will be a differnt three.

(hole) Goal