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It was a follow on from the "Glass" incident. Should be the last now so hopefully he'll be well on the mend now.

Barney had more surgery on his hand on Tuesday...

Tennis (ball) (castaway)

I find Lee Evans hilarious. So much so I have been to see him a few times. That tw*t Michael McIntyre though... I'd rather eat my big toe that watch him.

You can say that. Nobody has a problem with that. But it would usually look something like this; Which is why there is a problem...

Ref?

Ok, my bad. Our Very good Training Facilities.**

Is it's food any good? Rare as Rocking Horse sh*t, a Pub that does good food and dish's out nosh.

Bread Soup. Times are hard.

Ok, it might be nearer £4 Million. That is still an obsene amount for a club in the 3rd tier! We would have spent more in the summer, Cortese confirmed that much, but the transfers didn't happen for one reason or another. He has said from now on they will only bring in players who can not only help us here, but also help us to challenge getting promoted from The Championship. I find your p*ssing and moaning, despite the facts we are owned by Billionairre's and we are investing heavily in our already fantastic Training facilities laughable. Add to that, that the guys at the top of our club actually want to take us not only to the Premier League, but they want us to Challenge FOR it. THEY WANT US TO WIN THE F*****G THING! Yet STILL, you knit-pick every little piece of b*ll*cks you can! You and 'sadoldgit' must lead very bitter lives. Granted, we are in the 3rd tier of English Football and it sucks d*ck. But FFS we are not just talking about progressing a little bit, this fella wants to give us a club we really could be damn f*****g proud of. Stop the constant gobble. It's boring. He has done a few little things that have p*ssed me off, but for what he has brought to my club, meh... f**k it, i'll forgive him for taking away my Installment plan.

Window Cleaner... Would you be happier if we had Rupert spearheading our club still, with Mark Wotte in charge and Matthew Paterson as our Star Man?

Before I fall asleep after reading another one of your Cortese bashing pile of carp... When on earth were we "Promised" a "WOW" appointment. You make stuff up to suit your vendetta. We were promised someone the club believe to be the man who can take us forward. He has been here a matter of months! If in a years time I am watching Saints play the way I watched Scunny play at SMS when they blew us away, I shall be a happy bunny.

Helmet.

This for 360?

You What!?

If it's an old conventional boiler if you open up the front there will be a grey button with a clockwise arrow. It turns about a quarter turn then press it in. Repeat until you see the pilot light ignite. Can't be any more help without knowing what type of boiler you got mate...

Haha! I was asking for that! Seems I know a bit much hey...?

sotonjoe doesn't know what he's talking about.

9.7-inch (diagonal) LED-backlit display with IPS technology Multi-Touch screen 3G data service (data plan sold separately) Wi-Fi (802.11a/b/g/n) Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR technology I'll tell you what, I'll do ya' deal. The 32Gig iPad, I SAY THE 32 GIG, i'll do ya it for £62.39 p/month for 24 months. I'll even chuck in a Screen Protector. Talk to me.

I'v been having trouble sleeping of late. Now, I come on here and read 'sadoldgit's' posts. His endless drivel about Lowe and Pardew and his Anti-Cortese BS send me off to the land of nod every time. I might sell it, it's that f*****g good. ****... it's only 3 o'clock and i'v just read hi/skmssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

He lives in Millbrook. My missus' has this god damn blasted obsession with anything SH*T that is on the telly. About 3 years ago, she was watching this thing about "Guys & Dolls". I ended up watching it, cracking up at how these guys spend upto $50,000 on a f*****g doll. Then this guy popped up... I could not f*****g believe that the one f*****g pratt in the f*****g United Kingdom who has bought one of these dolls, was from f*****g Southampton. He takes it her for Picnics on the Park (Wimpson Park is it?) and cleans her just once a week.

Or buy a Blu-Ray player if you want to watch HD films. I made the fateful mistake of buying a PS3 for that very reason Paul. 3 months later, once I realised everything on the PS3 is bumped up by 30 f*****g % to make up for the fact that the internet service they provide is free. While we are on the subject, the PS3's version of Live is SH*T. I sold it all and got myself an Xbox 360 Elite and havn't looked back since. There is a good reason over 20 MILLION people are happy to pay £30/£40 a year for Xbox Live.

Xbox 360. [video=youtube;d-ZmHLeDcMo]

Saw it the other day, my first impression was exactly the same as the message that is embossed down it's side. I really want to meet the utter twit who comes up with this bullsh.t.

But as I tried to point out earlier, this is ALL down to pre-season and the completely wasted Summer Transfer Window. Cortese has since gone on record as saying "We did have targets, they didn't come off, by then it was all a bit late in the day" (NOT WORD FOR WORD SO DONT BE A SMART ALEC AND CORRECT ME). By the end of that transfer window, we were all on here saying that we havent done enough, our squad isn't deep enough, we dont have enough pace etc etc etc. We all knew that we didn't have the team we would have needed to really take this League by the scruff of the neck. The Only player who has come in since last season who looks the part is Chaplow. I also like Dickson over Harding but he is not showing enough to make me think he belongs in a squad that will be fighting for promotion from the Championship. Butterfield is a waste of space. Jaidi is Past it. Seaborne is useless. Guly is so inconsistent he is better off clearing off. There is mountains of work to do on the squad to make it one that can compete in the Championship.