At every game this season I have gone got to my seat about 10 minutes into the game. I go for a beer at 35 minutes and return at approximately 50 minutes. I have left early on 3 occasions due to s**t performances. I have also abused plastic fans this season by waving my season ticket in the air at the Man United game. I have been to two away games and can't remember much of either due to being there for the beer rather than the football.
Vote me.