scott_saints

f**k off.

Wouldn't do the black one. Am I racist?

The white chocolate crunch is exactly what heaven is like. FACT.

Is it like monster munch?? 'cause I like that.

No. I would not like to eat the cucumber. I would merely replace it.

scott_saints: *Rings the ambulance*..... Ambulance: Hello scott_saints: Saintkiptanui needs an ambulance Ambulance: Ok, why does he need an ambulance and where is he? scott_saints: I don't know why he needs an ambulance but he's missing Ambulance: And where is he? scott_saints: Dunno. Not on t'interweb though Ambulance: Ermmm ok scott_saints: Hurry up.... he might have a cucumber up his bum ffs!!! Ambulance: Weirdo. Bye.

You will get slated for that CF. They aren't a "proper band" I'll have you know.

I once had an airline crack in my elbow.

Because September is the 9th month, and Bin Laden has figered his bum 9 times. Also the 11th because 1+1=2, and Bin Laden has 2 testicles, allegedly. Simple, really.

www.whatisa"holidy".com

I've have never been to a stag do.

Am I invited??

6 ex saints in the top 100

Good band though.

Meh. It was easier growing up with a Playstation.

Santa?

Brilliant.

Radio 2 is teh way forward. I'll pwn you all at popmaster!

Are we dead yet??

Still plenty of tickets?? Might purchase a couple tomorrow...

Tonight- Teh public house. Tomorrow- Maybe a Fair Oak/Bishy pub crawl. Family birthday b0ll0ckz in the evening. Sunday- Bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? I dunno, I'd ask him if I could speak chicken language.

At least it'll give the obsessed yank conspiracy theorists something to do...

I'm a pimp. I have plenty of hose.

Yes, a hom. I don't have anything to do with uniform really so that's unlikely. May I interest you in any vehicle parts?