Mod from old days- Ride around on a scooter listening to The Jam
Modern mod- Ride around on chair with wheels listening to computer monitor and controllong people on fore arms.
I wish I was a modern mod
I also find it somewhat ironic that the people that complain about S13 trying to get attention by being controversial, seem to be the ones giving the "controversial" posts the most attention.
Snigger. (It has an "S" at the beginning...don't worry!!)
Of course she f**king does. It's what Mum's are for ffs!!
I go to the shop and add extras to the lunch box everyday though as the silly bint doesn't give me enough!
I have currently consumed:
1 turkey sandwich
1 cheese string
2 dairylea cheese strings
1 pack of smoky bacon crisps
1 pepperami
1 pack of thai sweet chilli crisps
1 pork pie with mustard
1 sausage roll
1 blue ribbon chocolate bar
1 can of coke
1 cup of tea
1 red bull
What annoys you by being black??
Car keys- They're all black. Not exactly adventurous!!
Dirty fingernails
Bogies after being in London
Spiders- they wouldn't be so scary if they were pink
Pubic hair (unless you're ginger)