lloydie

Sauce?

I play in Centre Midfield, my best atributes are running(jogging) about a bit and I am really good at pointing at stuff whilst on the pitch and having good hair.

Would incldude performance related bonuses down to overal success (loosest meaning of the word possible) in league and cup* competitions to be divided between the squad outside of their normal contractual remuneration. *probably not much in the pot for the cup in fairness.

Just f*cking sign someone already, for f*cks sake! (Not that this window has made me more unstable than usual or anything.)

It doesnt when we dont re-invest the money abd disassemble the whole squad!

We now have a fûcking stupidly high bank balance but no attraction for decent players to sign. Why move to southampton? We're on a downward spin now, newcastle and west ham at least look to have ambition to improve their positions, put us amongst the villa's and west broms of the league as whatever we were trying to achieve is over. And i hate saying it and was doing my best to beleive it untill an hour or so ago.

Fuming if true. One too far. Was as happy enough losing lallana, lovren, lambert and shaw. But now chambers? Katrina and Les can go fûck themselves ripping apart our club. Is there any point to having an academy apart from it being a cash cow?!

Cant remember but it was either him or crab lungs that went out in a blaze of glory for posting tubgirl on saintsforever?! Ahhh memories.

You're so funny, bet you're the life of the party to be around.

Standard youtube vid:

Agree on both points, 2 CB's are needed if Lovren leaves. 1 if he stays (as we want to porgress still and improve.) And a replacement for morgan would block the natural progresion of JWP, Reed and McQueen who can get game time behind Cork and Wanyama.

I suppose you could compare it to playing guitar alongside the slash... Just not what it used to be!

Is that last part relevant to signing English players? I get very confused reading your posts and i'm sure it's not down to a shortcoming on my behalf.

Well looks like i've stumbled into the annual "i've got the smallest ****" competition on this forum!

Cant see Lovren on instagram anymore, pretty sure he blocked me after I gave him some "truths" on his wantaway photos! surprised he cared that much!

In fairness I wouldn't mind comparing the the dates of the deals we have wrapped up so far, compared to when we confirmed signings last season, to use that as a benchmark would be relatively fair. I can't be ar$ed to look up those dates myself (i'm meant to be working...) but if some anorak wants to do so at least that way its a reasonable way to compare how busy we are instead of snidley suggesting we're being incompetent in bringing in new talent.

Yeah so far i'd say West Ham have been pretty good, signing actual footballers. However, we thought Norwich did solid business too last year and look what happend!

It would certainly be worth the 300 odd million quid he'd get back though.

Quite a good tune, would be good if we can get it going!

got me excited then I was about to create my squad as I thought it was fully ready to go!

Well, so is Ings.... so we're just signing a fan with better ability! (no disrepect to LJ, used to play with him in my early teens)

Osvlado has a White Bentley, exactly the same as Fonte. Saw him driving it in Eastleigh a week or so prior to the "incident" .... which makes me now think it was because Fonte called him a copycat...

Did you even read the post with all the stats or just rather blindly glossed over it?

Only player i have a problem is Lallana. (And lovereb if he goes) Shaw deserves a decent welcome when he comes back as he didn't put a foot wrong and we got an insane amount of money for him.