Pamplemousse

I tried to worry the Blue Phew by spreading some rumours that Rupert Lowe was heading up a consortium to buy the club but none of my posts got through

Yup I reckon this is it, he's taken us from the bottom of League 1 to being on the verge of promotion to the Premier League, nothing short of remarkable and Adkins is definitely worthy of a nomination.

Cortese's naming the stadium after Matt Le Tissier?

Well they've already played West Ham, Cardiff and Blackpool twice, so I definitely think that comment is a reference to us

Some of the comments on this thread here, some of the blue phew are still deluded http://www.pompeyonline.com/forums/index.php?threads/are-we-cheats.60057/

Haven't heard Puncheon much since he came on, would be good for him to get a goal as well!

Saints Player is working again... for now

LOL, someone's already made a video of their admin!

PFC1084 Good luck Pompey today, let's hope this saga ends today Who's that then, reference to 1084 and saga

Further to this, Appleton says Liam Lawrence can't walk properly and has a limp, but he was out and about walking perfectly in Warash yesterday.

Will the Snooze be having one of their live webchats tomorrow to cover the court meeting that we can infiltrate again?

Interesting stat to be positive about: the average points of our remaining opposition is 39.667, statistically we have the easiest run in in the division. By contrast, West Ham have the second most in the division , 43.625 is the average points of their remaining opposition.

Atmosphere at Fratton Park sounds quiet... so much for Packing the Park!

Southampton: Davis, Richardson, Fox Fonte, Hooiveld, Schneiderlin, Cork, Lallana, Guly, Sharp, Lambert Bench: Martin, Hammond, Puncheon, Lee, Connolly

Here's the league table should the worst (best) happen to the Skates and their results get expunged [TABLE=width: 781] [TR] [TD]1[/TD] [TD]Southampton[/TD] [TD=align: right]29[/TD] [TD=align: right]52[/TD] [TD=align: right]30[/TD] [TD=align: right]+22[/TD] [TD=align: right]54[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]2[/TD] [TD]West Ham United[/TD] [TD=align: right]27[/TD] [TD=align: right]41[/TD] [TD=align: right]27[/TD] [TD=align: right]+14[/TD] [TD=align: right]50[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]3[/TD] [TD]Blackpool[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]48[/TD] [TD=align: right]35[/TD] [TD=align: right]+13[/TD] [TD=align: right]48[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]4[/TD] [TD]Reading[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]37[/TD] [TD=align: right]26[/TD] [TD=align: right]+11[/TD] [TD=align: right]48[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]5[/TD] [TD]Birmingham City[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]46[/TD] [TD=align: right]27[/TD] [TD=align: right]+19[/TD] [TD=align: right]47[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]6[/TD] [TD]Cardiff City[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]43[/TD] [TD=align: right]32[/TD] [TD=align: right]+11[/TD] [TD=align: right]46[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]7[/TD] [TD]Hull City[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]30[/TD] [TD=align: right]25[/TD] [TD=align: right]+5[/TD] [TD=align: right]46[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]8[/TD] [TD]Middlesbrough[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]31[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]+3[/TD] [TD=align: right]46[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]9[/TD] [TD]Brighton & Hove Albion[/TD] [TD=align: right]29[/TD] [TD=align: right]33[/TD] [TD=align: right]31[/TD] [TD=align: right]+2[/TD] [TD=align: right]45[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]10[/TD] [TD]Burnley[/TD] [TD=align: right]29[/TD] [TD=align: right]42[/TD] [TD=align: right]35[/TD] [TD=align: right]+7[/TD] [TD=align: right]44[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]11[/TD] [TD]Leeds United[/TD] [TD=align: right]29[/TD] [TD=align: right]47[/TD] [TD=align: right]44[/TD] [TD=align: right]+3[/TD] [TD=align: right]42[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]12[/TD] [TD]Leicester City[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]38[/TD] [TD=align: right]32[/TD] [TD=align: right]+6[/TD] [TD=align: right]40[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]13[/TD] [TD]Barnsley[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]42[/TD] [TD=align: right]44[/TD] [TD=align: right]-2[/TD] [TD=align: right]39[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]14[/TD] [TD]Derby County[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]30[/TD] [TD=align: right]35[/TD] [TD=align: right]-5[/TD] [TD=align: right]39[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]15[/TD] [TD]Crystal Palace[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]27[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]-1[/TD] [TD=align: right]38[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]16[/TD] [TD]Watford[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]31[/TD] [TD=align: right]39[/TD] [TD=align: right]-8[/TD] [TD=align: right]34[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]17[/TD] [TD]Peterborough United[/TD] [TD=align: right]27[/TD] [TD=align: right]43[/TD] [TD=align: right]43[/TD] [TD=align: right]0[/TD] [TD=align: right]31[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]18[/TD] [TD]Ipswich Town[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]45[/TD] [TD=align: right]57[/TD] [TD=align: right]-12[/TD] [TD=align: right]31[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]19[/TD] [TD]Bristol City[/TD] [TD=align: right]29[/TD] [TD=align: right]25[/TD] [TD=align: right]44[/TD] [TD=align: right]-19[/TD] [TD=align: right]29[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]20[/TD] [TD]Millwall[/TD] [TD=align: right]29[/TD] [TD=align: right]27[/TD] [TD=align: right]39[/TD] [TD=align: right]-12[/TD] [TD=align: right]27[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]21[/TD] [TD]Nottingham Forest[/TD] [TD=align: right]28[/TD] [TD=align: right]23[/TD] [TD=align: right]44[/TD] [TD=align: right]-21[/TD] [TD=align: right]25[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]22[/TD] [TD]Doncaster Rovers[/TD] [TD=align: right]27[/TD] [TD=align: right]22[/TD] [TD=align: right]42[/TD] [TD=align: right]-20[/TD] [TD=align: right]24[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]23[/TD] [TD]Coventry City[/TD] [TD=align: right]29[/TD] [TD=align: right]25[/TD] [TD=align: right]41[/TD] [TD=align: right]-16[/TD] [TD=align: right]22[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]

Hopefully this means another live Pompey News webchat coming

Just saw this post on Pompey Online, absolutely hilarious!

According to the teamsheets he's playing

Saints Vs Burnley: Davis. Richardson, Fonte©, Hooiveld, Fox. Guly, Schneiderlin, Cork, Lallana. Sharp, Lambert #saintsfc

We've got Trevor Kettle as the referee, quite possibly the worst ref in the Football League. He's worse than Andy D'Urso or Peter Walton

Admin Andy's number, should anyone fancy asking him some questions 07899792504

In February last season, we took 643 fans to Hartlepool which is 184 miles further away, and that was a Tuesday night match as well!

Part of Millwall's team has already been released, Mark Wright just tweeted that his brother Josh is playing, he's coming to St Mary's to watch him apparently.

How are ticket sales going for this one? Anyone know what the figure is likely to be?

Any update from the poster who emailed the Sun journalist about Porky Penny and looking at internal HMRC emails? I know he got a response but has there been any further discourse on the matter?