Pamplemousse

They need us to do them a favour on the last day, to stop Palace from leapfrogging them in the table. Imagine being in a battle with the likes of West Brom and Bournemouth

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No but I've seen it posted on POL many times this season and therefore it must be 1000% true.

Not to mention that they take hundreds of thousands to every away game. It's a Football League and Sky conspiracy to make sure they lose in the playoffs so they can sustain the income of the other teams in League 2.

There's an Everton fan on twitter saying they're the better team this season because they beat us in August

He's staying then. Good news

Press conference starting now

They're like skates. Win a few trophies in the distant past and they have delusions of grandeur. By the way, the atmopshere at Goodison must be the worst home crowd in the Premier League.

I agree. Every time someone has left, whether that be a staff member or player, we've moved on and improved. The structure we have at this club is the key to our success.

I supposed that means the Zlatan deal is off then...

£100M is funded by sales of their players, according to the papers!

All of this has come from the Everton end. They want to destabilise us clearly. Us losing to Palace and not getting European football would be in their best interests clearly.

Standard press move. Create rumour and drum up interest, ready for the press conference. We'll know the real answer tomorrow.

Hopefully we'll find out more info at the press conference tomorrow

They actually lost more games that season than we did

Skates now singing "and we sent the scummers down" errrr....

Pompey penalty...

We'll get to see these famed Championship-standard floodlights in the second half

Boos at half time? Surely some mistake

If Messi had scored that we'd all be going mental. What a goal that is.

GOALLLL!!!!! Woooohhooo

Paul Cook sent off!! Hahahaha

Just moments after they started singing Que sera sera

YESSS!! 1-1