Pamplemousse

Do the Boro fans know there's a game on tonight or have they all come dressed as plastic seats?

Would be a shame if they suffered a play-off defeat hangover. Must be hard, three opportunities to get promoted, three times fucked it up.

It's not as bad as the leaked version but it's not great. Hopefully we see more of the third kit on our travels.

I want to get to Wembley so I can boo their chief executive. That'll show them

"If the board goes up and it's a player from the Academy, you feel the reaction from the stands. It feels different. I think we had some good examples last year, Braggy for example. Last summer he came back to a manager who told him he is not good enough and he needs to go the National League. Then he plays in front of 90,000 people at Wembley." Will Still cost us promotion last season. Awful, awful manager.

I did enjoy right at the start, Tonda's big grin when Blackmore referenced Hull winning the play-off final

He spent 5 minutes waffling on to ask about the fucking kit

Middlesbrough's lawyer on a fishing trip I reckon

Don't think anything will top the bloke a couple of years ago whose question was about making an announcement over the tannoy to welcome away supporters to St Mary's

Let's see if they actually listen RE the stupidly early start times. It would be easier to get everyone to a place nearer the M27 so the coaches can set off much later.

Loads available in the home ends

4.30pm or 5pm announcement my guess After that and we can assume it'll be next week

Just having a look at some of the FA disciplinary decisions, I've noted a certain F. Benali appears as a commission member... That would even things up, considering the EFL panel was heavily linked with Middlesbrough

Lincoln away tickets are eTickets, at least for Portsmouth fans they are, so assume the same for us.

Liverpool Street might get a bit tasty