Master Bates

Only one of my friends has an avatar, that's the guy one

Taxi!

Seatbelt has double vision

It may or may not be on 96.1fm, sometimes they have the home friendly on however this'll technically be the 3rd at home this year and they've already had the Celtic match live. If they didn't have the West Ham game on then they probably won't have this one on either.

Lovely gems, I would say 'now that is how you launch a kit!' but she never lifted her top up

ha ha ha On another note Beckster hasn't answered, oo'er

I'm hoping over the phone yeah?

Jeffrey Katzenberg &/ David Geffen

Anybody got a spare straw?

Nah, t'was teh wimmin toilets, which I was using because someone else was in the mans.

One of the women in the office I work in is on the blob, they left a stain on the toilet seat, dirty feckers!

How are you?

Welcome back

No one in this thread is funny, except for the hunk who posted second in the thread.

Let me just check my Q&A user manual.................................

I posted a pic of it somewhere today.

No but people visiting my profile should be able to leave a message of love, no?

I don't have visitor messages

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Roswell has posted 51 times, it's a conspiracy I tell thee!

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You're rude