Master Bates

You 2 fancy a 3 some as it's gettin cosy before we all die?

Just wanna say goodbye guys, gals and Jill, good luck tonight

Cheers

He wouldn't like that, he prefers ducks. I like chickens, nice and tight.

Well we won't need to worry about that tomorrow now will we. I blame Hawking.

He was mentioned in the same sentence as Rasiak and high wages like

Hey now now, have some coffee, there's only a little under 4 hrs to go then it'll all be fine.

On the radio Jan sounded like Al Pacino from The Godfather.

My mum needs a new sex toy tbf. Don't forget Euell by the way.

1 day 22hrs feck knows how many minutes/seconds/nano seconds

I know rule for 1 an' all, where's Roswell when you need him, it's all a conspiracy

The one I had to get rid of because it was a little bit big, smaller than what some have atm.

Can we have a petition to get my avatar reinstated?

Come on guys quit the arguing, we're all going to die tonight anyways so we won't get to see either bl00dy revolutionary new system

cheerski x

Can I have mine back please?

AaB Aalborg could move for Southampton striker Marek Saganowski after dropping out of the race for Sunderland's Rade Prica. http://sport.setanta.com/en/Sport/News/Football/2008/08/07/Prem-AaB-out-of-Prica-race/

Ah balls

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Anything you like he's dead

Well done you Two lovely ladies getting a name right = special pm

To me that reads