Master Bates

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Whoooooooosh

+1 And yes to Scummer

Actually no, I don't have C.D.O.

Can't say otherwise you'll know who I am when I do change it, I mean if it were to be changed...........

Lots and lots and lots

Will never catch on.............

Is he dead yet?

There was a press release due tomorrow, guess they changed it to today. TWO hunters claim to have found the body of a dead BIGFOOT. The legendary hairy creature – about 2m tall, with human like teeth – was said to have been found in the US two weeks ago and is being preserved in a freezer. Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, who run Bigfoot expeditions, claim they made the astonishing discovery in the woods of north Georgia, in the southeast of the US. The pair and "the real Bigfoot Hunter" Tom Biscardi, who has endorsed the find, plan to front a press conference in California, presenting DNA and photographic "proof." Mr Whitton, a Georgia police officer, and Mr Dyer, a former prison officer, have posted photos of the ape like beast on their searchingforbigfoot website. They say it is a "part human and part ape" male and weighs over 230kg with reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes. Its feet are flat and 41cm long with five toes. The hands also have five fingers and and the teeth are more "human-like than ape like". And they are adamant the find is not a hoax. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d81_1218657928

Agree, especially with a great big fat J.

It's not going down on me

I echo WSS

Can't believe he can't afford the £5 either

The dog needed therapy.

Can't believe it's actually gone either Coming out

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I only send private messages to myself, that way if we get into an arguement I always win.

Yeah I saw that last night, by then it was too late, I was gonna mention it but thought i'd might aswell leave it.

Damn, I guess I just don't know............

ok cheers for that

Sounds good to me. I knew you'd appreciate this thread.

You should see the size of the mole on the breast of the fatteh in the birthday thread