Master Bates

Newcastle, Celtic and Liverpool want McCarthy.

Natasha Patel leaves the club after being appointed Director of Analytics for US Soccer.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13410111/Russell-Martin-likely-pay-job-Southampton-fail-secure-promotion-Saints-prepare-play-decider-West-Brom-goalless-draw-St-Marys.html

And yet, no one still knows, that's a first.

17-year-old Khiani Shombe on trial at Saints, goalkeeper.

I'd have him.

Neither.

Only said the clubs have agreed, not player.

Who the fuck is Aslong? Unless you mean Aslan?

Any news yet?

Saints and West Ham apparently agree fee.

Could be an interesting summer, obviously the COT must have heard about any potential takeovers, and are too overwhelmed to say anything.

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Trabzonspor, who can't afford to buy Onuachu, apparently also want Bednarek as well as Caleta-Car and Onuachu.

twitter_1786729401742209090__1714824516628_FootColic - Goal Will Smallbone Leeds United 1-2 Southamp.mp4

twitter_1786725472597893346__1714823559953_Sky Sports Football - Elland Road silenced Adam Armstrong.mp4

WEM-BER-LEY, WEM-BER-LEEEEY, WE'RE THE FAMOUS SFC, AND WE'RE GOING TO WEM-BER-LEY!

I wouldnt play Downes, Adams, Armstrong, Harwood-Bellis, Walker-Peters. It's a nothing game, if 3 of them get injured we're fucked. I'd also play Lumley for this.

If I stroked a dog called Zog, Goztepe backwards is what someone would say.

Should be renamed Bobby Stokes Day

Goztepe to sign Onuachu.

Scouting Anselmo Garcia MacNulty https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anselmo_García_MacNulty

Or Hull?

FT Newcastle 0 Villa 1

HT Newcastle 0 Villa 1