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The FA investigation stays unresolved... hoping for a slap on the wrist.

Affengruber = Monkey Pit Dweller Falchener = Falconer

Ok, ok. Hear me out. Falchener's translation was obvious. Affengruber's, however. Fuck me. The clear winner.

I think the most pertinent question is, what do their names directly translate to in English? Does it beat our friend Hassenhutl?

I guess the fact that we were, objectively, absolutely woeful in both our most recent Premier League seasons had an impact on their chances to showcase their PL talents.

AI probably not something worth consulting on this topic 😂

A bidding war is about the best we can hope from this situation, apart from Taylor staying, which seems unlikely now. Let's fleece the PL teams for all they're worth.

Wolves look good. Reckon they'll be right up in first or second come the end game.

Distinctly remember our team in L1 inflicting a 5-1 defeat on Huddersfield after going behind - seem to recall one of the goals was a Lambo half volley straight from a throw-in?

Ecstatic with that after a poor start, we really turned the screw. From their ridiculous one-on-one miss in the first half onwards, we put them to the sword really. Lovely stuff.

Sell Fellows and get Solly March?

Seems like a top striker in this division alongside the likes of Larin and Jiminez

Paves the way for a sale of Vitik.

Gavin the Ghost. Crisp packet leaving is a sad moment for the club. Who else do we have that can dive 1 minute after the ball has gone past him? Who else to dive over or under the ball, and never into or onto it? I'm off to light a candle in St Mary's church.

If I recall correctly, he was almost exactly what I would call box to box under Koeman 10 years ago. His fitness levels are still incredible.