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Wild. Absolutely sensational. Need to be watching those celebrations from those loyal as fuck away fans on repeat. Get it fucking injected into my veins. So good.

Mismanagement? Doesn't seem to know what to do at times? A bit of a deer in the headlights?

What even is this evening? Fucking ridiculous. An embarrassment for these two clubs, both recently having graced the upper echelons of the Premier League. Nonsense. 3-2!? Makes no sense to me.

Feeble is the word I'd use. Maybe passive, actually. Or shite. Yeah, let's go with shite.

Archer vs Daka, the battle of austerity. Two strikers who are afraid of hitting a cow's arse with a banjo.

Looks old for 32. Poor chap.

Is he our Canadian Rickie Lambert?

Yeah, I'm chuffed with that. Tonda and the team have settled. Let's see if the boys can put in a good shift.

Sport Republic. A brand that seems exponentially ironic. I feel we are a little bit like a once-proud Soviet satellite state, perhaps Poland, being drained of resources that are being diverted to the 'mother' country. Izmir is a far bigger city than Southampton. With time I see the Sport Republic claim that it is the bigger club as something they want to solidify. Go Goztepe...

This club...

Tonda schooled Robins there.

That wharf has some serious economic output. Phwoar.

I'd be frustrated if we sold him in the summer. What a waste of time that'd be. There's talent there.

Merked off his nut on some shady substitute for smack

I think control is a touch far, but agree we looked OK. I think we looked fairly comfortable in repelling them after Scienza's goal. I'm just disappointed we didn't offer more going forwards after the goal.