Saint in Paradise

Oh dear sorry to say this but that is totally incorrect. http://haseebq.com/a-hacker-stole-31m-of-ether/

Scientists have just today announced that dolphins are second to man in intelligence levels....... So that pushes women down to third place. So the new Doctor Who is a woman............... I bet she'll keep bringing up the past.*

Why don't Saints employ, as a one off, one of those very expensive divorce lawyers that the very wealthy people use? They are used to dealing with potentially nasty situations and usually still manage to screw the opposition. Lets face it if a club wants to play dirty then Saints need to be even more evil. .

I will be reasonable happy IF our main lot stay but having said that I would have liked to see a change in the goal keeping coaching department. I feel we need someone who can get FF to leave his goal line and really boss the penalty area. He is a big lad and having him in their face would make a few attackers a bit more concerned and give them far less time to try and score. A bit more coaching on how to stop low shots would also help a great deal.

I hear that filming of the new Dr Who series has been delayed. It seems she is having problems with parking the Tardis.

. -Hello! Gordon's pizza? - No sir it's Google's pizza. - So it's a wrong number? Sorry - No sir, Google bought it. - OK. Take my order please - Well sir, you want the usual?" - The usual? You know me? - According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust. - OK! This is it ... - May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato? - What? I hate vegetables. - Your cholesterol is not good, sir." - How do you know? - We crossed the number of your fixed line with your name, through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years. - Okay, but I do not want this pizza!,I already take medicine .. -"Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network. - I bought more from another drugstore. - It's not showing on your credit card statement. - I paid in cash. - But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement. - I have have other source of cash. - This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source. -WHAT THE HELL? - "I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you. - Enough! I'm sick of google, facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me - "I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it has expired 6 weeks ago. .

@suewhistle, just post a very naughty phrase about Mr Grant include the bit about your paying weeks ago and at least one of the forums snitches will report you instantly. He will then take notice

Ref my above post quoting a 6 weeks timeframe it now appears that the daughter misheard as it's not 6 weeks after all. See kids still manage to confuse parents no matter what age they are. :lol:

Not to worry any new fathers but you never ever forget that they are still your little one even when they reach old age themselves and they will still visit the Bank of Mum and Dad Our 47 y.o. daughter has just been to her GP and was told her BP is 173/110 which as you know is far too high especially as her grandmother died at the same age due to heart problems caused by high BP. Anyway I digress the Doc gave her some pills that will take about 6 WEEKS to start working!!!. She could be dead or have a severe stroke within that time. Needless to say we are very worried so as I said just now they will always be your little one and you will always worry about them until you die.

So then which side of the fence are you on? If a normal person is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.* If a leftie snowflake is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. =============================== If a normal person is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a leftie snowflake is homosexual, he demands Laws to give him respect. =============================== If a normal person is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a leftie snowflake is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him. =============================== If a normal person doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. A leftie snowflake demands that those they don't like be shut down. =============================== If a normal person is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.* A leftie snowflake non-believer wants any mention of God silenced. ( But not Islam of course ) =============================== If a normal person decides he needs private health care, he goes about shopping for it. If a leftie snowflake decides he needs private health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. ===============================* If a normal person is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day. If a leftie snowflake is unhappy with an election, he burns down shops, throws stones etc at Police and takes two-weeks off for therapy. =============================== If a normal person reads this, he'll have a good laugh. A leftie snowflake will be very "offended." I appeared to be a ( relatively ) normal person

A short joke video that is supposed to take the mick out of young entitled people starting work but I actually wonder if it is a true story ? http://eheadlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/StraightOuttaHarvard.mp4

Australia's elite cricketers are officially unemployed today after a breakdown in talks to secure a new pay deal. Cricket Australia (CA) acknowledged there would be no agreement before the current deal expired at midnight, meaning almost 230 cricketers are out of contract. With the exception of 70 domestic male cricketers, Australia's domestic players — both men and women — are off contract as of 12:01am July 1, though participants at the ongoing Women's World Cup in the United Kingdom will be paid for the duration of the tournament. The sport's governing body said the Australian Cricketers Association (ACA) had refused to "show genuine flexibility in the best interests of the players and the game" during the lengthy negotiations. "CA has been disappointed by the ACA's unwillingness to consider the sensible and necessary change CA has proposed to the fixed share of revenue player payments model. "The model was adopted 20 years ago to address the underpayment of players. The game has changed fundamentally since then: players are now justifiably well rewarded and the modern challenge is the chronic under-funding of the grassroots of the game, particularly junior cricket. "CA believes this challenge can be met while still rewarding players very well for their undoubted contribution. "CA and the State and Territory Associations are responsible for the health of the whole game, not just the elite level where more than 70 per cent of all CA funding is currently directed." Players face Ashes ban if they play 'disapproved cricket' Australia's cricketers also face up to the prospect of being unable to play in ICC-sanctioned, money-making events like the Indian Premier League, lest they face an Ashes series ban. The potential for exhibition matches has been discussed among players, with the option of taking part in global Twenty20 events also on the cards. But Howard sent an email on Thursday to the ACA which said bans would be enforced for those taking part in "disapproved cricket", adding that players could not take part in ICC approved events, like the Indian Premier League, without CA approval. More in this link:- http://www.msn.com/en-nz/sport/cricket/australias-cricketers-unemployed-as-pay-deal-talks-with-cricket-australia-break-down-on-final-day/ar-BBDtx38?li=BBqdg4K .

I can't put my vague thoughts into words as to exactly why but I have a good feeling that if not by the end of next season then certainly within 18 months a vast majority of fans will be demanding that his contract is extended. I haven't felt as confident as this for many years. ( Of course as most on here reckon I talk crap they will laugh at me and I might well be wrong yet again )

Oh dear, it appears that some of the huggy fluffy liberal U.S. Media are in a quandary about the very sad case of the murder of a teenage girl ( may she R.I.P. ) When Nabra Hassanen was brutally murdered in Virginia this past Sunday, the media's collective ears perked up. She was a studious, friendly, innocent 17-year-old, a devout Muslim who was killed while approaching her mosque. Almost immediately, The Atlantic ran with this headline: "Muslims Feel Under Seige." The magazine instinctively linked Nabra's killing with the London incident in which a man plowed his car into a group of Muslims leaving their mosque. "Muslim Americans are mourning and terrified," The Atlantic breathlessly reported, "after two violent incidents left worshippers dead over the weekend during the holy month of Ramadan." USA Today and the Huffington Post both headlined Nabra's religion and her proximity to the mosque, clearly implying that this was a "hate crime" perpetrated against Muslims. The Council on American-Islamic Affairs, naturally, suggested bias and claimed there is "rising Islamophobia and anti-Muslim hate attacks nationwide." We are not accusing media types of celebrating the killing, but they were enthused because this seemed to fit their narrative that America is a hate-filled country and Muslims are frequently targets of violence. But that familiar and comfortable story line fell apart almost immediately. Police reported that the young girl's killer was 22-year-old Darwin Martinez Torres, who apparently pursued a group of teens who were blocking his car. This was a case of road rage, not anti-Muslim animus. Even more inconvenient for the left-wing media, Torres is in this country illegally. Whether you prefer the term "undocumented immigrant" or an "illegal alien," this loathsome killer came here from El Salvador and never should have been able to cross the border. On the night of the murder, Torres grew enraged when the teens were impeding his path. He got out of his car, chased them with a baseball bat, and smashed Nabra Hassanen in the head when she tripped and fell. He then abducted the young woman, beat her a second time, killed her, and dumped her in a pond adjacent to his apartment complex. There are new reports suggesting that Nabra was also sexually violated. So you can see the dilemma facing mainstream media outlets. A crime against one of their prized victim groups was committed by a member of another victim group. What to do?

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt the children would destroy the place. He couldn't say he had no children, because he couldn't lie—and we all know lawyers cannot lie. So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids. He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate*agent. He loved one of the homes and the price was right—and the agent asked: "How many children do you have? He answered: "Twelve." The agent asked, "Where are the others?" The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered—“They're in the cemetery with their mother." MORAL: It's not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words. And don't forget, most politicians are, unfortunately, lawyers.

The only country that can solve the NK/SK problem is China. Snag is that the only country in that region who doesn't appear to want to find a peaceful settlement is China.They seem to like the little fat one annoying the U.S. with nothing happening against NK. One day soon however they might realise what a big mistake this is as the U.S. will finally lose their present self control. Someone mentioned Obama and Iran. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/11740268/Iran-nuclear-deal-The-special-relationship-between-John-Kerry-and-Mohammad-Javad-Zarif.html So IF all sides want to solve problems it is possible without War but alas it must be All sides and I don't think that is the case with NK at the moment.

Ok well as you like to tell everyone that people who post bad things about Les Reed are making it up and have no proof why can't you supply any proof that in fact they are incorrect???? Just because you, and to be fair a couple of others, shout and moan that "the detractors" are wrong will not alter the fact that you can't prove it.

Ah I see,playing the "I can't come up with an intelligent or logical reply" card so this will have to do. Bit like the responce "Some of my best friends are black" or the perenial favorite "You are only acting like that because I am black" racist card.:lol:

Has anyone thought that Saints actually want to keep Mr Puel but as they are a bit wary about the fans reaction they are dragging this out? Perhaps they hope that by doing so more and more fans will feel sorry for Mr Puel so that when Saints announce that he is staying a much small minority of fans than now will be upset.

I know that your Election is not any of my business but I always enjoy reading this website. https://order-order.com/

A very interesting website that the keen D.I.Y. people might like to view. I have no idea how correct this info is or if or how it will effect any warranties. https://pcmhacking.net/forums/viewforum.php?f=19 .

Have any of those polsters in the UK asked any members of that totally peaceful religion who they will vote for?

Crab Lungs don't forget that The9 does follow Newport closely so Saints must look very good to him compared with them.

My tiny brain thinks that Saints won't bother to sack Mr Puel, they will just wait until the new owners do it to save paying compensation. I also think that they will sell a few to get lots of money, again before the takeover happens. After all that I have a horrible feeling Saints will then morph into a set up just like Coventry, Blackpool or Blackburn . take your pick. :(

Democrats are falling for fake news about Russia, Why liberal conspiracy theories are flourishing in the age of Trump. https://www.vox.com/world/2017/5/19/15561842/trump-russia-louise-mensch .