Saint in Paradise

http://aliencasebook.blogspot.com/2008/08/first-radio-signal-detected-from-beyond.html

I just hope that he doesn't talk to his friends and then go to the police as these days it seems you might be the one to get into legal problems. Would that be the case would it affect your publican licence ? Mind you as I understand you are about 6'4" I think that shows he is a bit mentally retarded so that should help you

Didn't he have an affair with that lady tennis player ? I think her name is Sue Barker so he can't be a virgin anyway

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!' 'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!' 'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!' So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. 'Do you always run in the nude?' one asked. 'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!' Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?' 'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!' Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?' 'Nope...just when it's raining.'

thesaint sfc now go back to the police and say he is demanding money with menaces and say you only agreed to pay some money to get him away as you were concerned for your safety.

Shouldn't perhaps if the poster is married ? Unless he wants a divorce of course

This article is very interesting and I might well pester my local library to obtain a copy of that book. On 11th August the Hubble telescope will make its 100,000 orbit of Earth http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/05/science/space/05books.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=slogin Link to official Hubble website http://hubblesite.org/ .

I am confused now, if you have never eaten there how can you say its rubbish :confused:

I think the original poster posted this so that it would be a test of the new sites ability to handle a great deal of traffic as this will now probably run into about 25 pages

Why not invest in a refuse disposal machine that a plumber installs in a seperate sink ? You then put all disposable food waste in and it mashes it up and sends it on its way down the drains. A cheaper method ( for Pompey fans only ) just flush the stuff down the toilet .

When you edit a post you can say why you have done so, your reason used to appear once but now it appears twice in the same line. I wonder if this is for us simple folk in case we didn't understand the reason given at the first time of reading

Wife won't let him have a Credit Card I suspect

If only Tiggs, if only :D Actually I enjoy reading most of your posts :D

Well at least the clock is correct now Mind you the date is in American format in the Subscription reminder part Hey just noticed I have lost about 700 or so in my post count, thought I would have the dishonour of being first to moan :-)

Hi all, just wondering how many more Saints fans live here in New Zealand