Saint in Paradise

I agree and also would like to point out that a few months ago I asked Teddy Nutkins to post more of his Down the Dell stories and an Admin chap said he would organise it. No names, no pack drill

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That poor woman, that is even worse than this case here in NZ A judge has reserved his decision over whether an Iraqi refugee convicted of raping a schoolgirl should be deported. The man was released from prison in May last year after serving a sentence for raping the Lower Hutt girl. In the High Court in Wellington yesterday the lawyer for the Lower Hutt man said his life would be in danger if he returned to Iraq . But Immigration Department lawyer Ian Carter said the man's son had been sent back to Iraq to live. "Whatever the dangers in Iraq , the family evidently assessed them as less for the son than living in Naenae." Justice Ron Young said the conditions that had made the man a refugee had changed with the new Iraqi regime.

I am pleased to announce that the house passed inspection :D

Which end of my monitor should I lift and how high so I get an idea of how steep the hill is ? The one you mentioned on page 1 that is. :D

An interesting development or just a publicity stunt do you think ? http://www.blackbottom.com/watch.php?v=WdBJd9b9i8A Link might not last very long as another young man is claiming to be the father of the child that Palins daughter is expecting.

St K after reading your last 3 posts may I ask if you are somewhat intoxicated ?

Oh hell yes I have looked around twice and just finished putting the vac away

Hi all, well my 5 weeks holiday is just about over as management is returning from her holiday in the UK, sympathy would be welcome

Barton is so lucky compared with this young man on loan from Chelsea at Maclarens team in Holland. This chap got a One Year ban. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/7600907.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/7599561.stm

I dislike hooped shirts and prefer blue to green

Perhaps it was done to show what you would see as it overtakes the vehicle you are in ?

http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/051004_sea_glow.html Click on the link in the main script to see picture, it's way too long to post it

I couldn't say it better myself although I have never seen MLT in play live, only on TV

I hope that none of you who click onto that Pomey site now end up with a nasty trojan or keylog thing.

Ponty, please change the title then, I am unable to do so

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician , 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. 'There's no charge,' she says. 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.' 'So I just switched the heads.'

Get the thermostat checked Jill, it might only be that simple a fault. One of our fridges is now 17 years old and we recently had that problem, much cheaper than a new fridge.

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. 'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied. 'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. 'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?' 'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. 'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say. 'Tell him,' she whispered,........ 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.

Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the innkeeper, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm Joe, he's Jim, we'll have two Molson Canadian beers, draft please' The innkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. 'Been on holiday yet, boys?' 'Off to England next month,' says Joe. 'We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?' Jim agrees. 'Ah, England, 'says the innkeeper.' Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture...' 'Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says Joe. 'Hamburgers & Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're arrogant and rude.' 'So why keep going to England?' asks the innkeeper. Joe replies, 'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'

Derby 2 Saints 1 but how I hope I am 100% wrong

Be careful because AVG anti-virus is not updating, an error comes up saying that a .bin file is missing. They are aware and are working on it.

Liked this quote, he really tried with that shame it didn't work though 'Sorry love, I've been meaning to tell you for years but I am a closet transvestite and they are mine'.

Govts do NOT want people knowing what they know about things like that,I bet they have found it again but will not admit it I fully expect NASA and the SETI crowd to try and say the Durban people are mistaken and say they picked up some random noise.