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Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is playing for Arsenal now I think. I've also heard that Gareth Bale (remember him?) is playing for Real Madrid!!

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omg lel so random xD

What?

Praise from Caesar for Lallana here. https://twitter.com/antpulis/status/402910045765005312

I much prefer the disco one where upwards of 10 people sing and jump up and down pumping fists. EPIC!!!!1!!ONE!1

Simple Barry Sanchez recent thread summary: Simple signings summary last two seasons - hasn't had a dig at our players in a while so drags up dead horse topic. Looking for a fight. Yawn. The modern phenomenon Americanism - another whinge. Desperately trying to appear controversial. Pretty much everyone thinks this way. Moot point. That goal celebration yesterday - hooray! A positive thread! 7/10. I had to knock points off for a lack of full stops in your opening post. Poor. Roy Hodgson - Only one reply. Not really sure what point you were trying to make. A low point. Danny Fox in team selection joy! - another moot point. We all know Fox isn't up to it. No need for a thread about it. Locked by mods. Control yourself! Is football now sterile one sided and boring? - a decent topic, if a little negative again. Don't jump, Barry! Vague predictions can bite you on the arse. - more negativity, this time met with some vitriol from other posters. Stop trying to be controversial! Locked again. GTA V to pre order or not? - think for yourself, Barry! ps4 - a decent topic this time. Try to think of more specific thread titles. Danny Fox is a witch - Confirmed - Don't know what this was. A desperate plea for attention. I expect you couldn't have a go at Ramirez for not winning a game on his own so you cooked up this half baked idea. Locked again. I hope you enjoyed this trip into Barry Sanchez's psyche.

He's obviously being sarcastic/trolling. How is that not blindingly obvious to you? GOD!

I hope you are joking. Even if you are, it's not very funny.

I'm just annoyed that they no longer offer aftershave in the toilets. Disgraceful. I got a pedicure at West Brom last season.

Makes me happy to see Osvaldo celebrate the first goal so enthusiastically.

This definitely needed a new thread. There was no way you could have just said this in the other one. Good work.

We have no hope of getting any decent songs going. We have a stand full of fans who sing 'Let's all have a disco' and jump up and down. No hope.

Thanks for putting it in this easy to read format.

This is you.

This post contributes nothing to the thread.

This forum has officially run out of things to talk about.

Thanks for posting the highlights that you filmed with a potato.

Looks like he borrowed it from Papa Waigo.

This thread is embarrassing. I bet you're great fun to sit near. Too busy crying into your pukka pie and drafting your forum post complaint in your head to watch the game. Hand your season ticket back if this is the sort of thing that bothers you, or eat before or after the game. Jesus.

He looked really great, on the ball and off. He really did show passion, he looked genuinely frustrated and not just when he was involved in. Celebrated with Fonte and was geeing up the boys before the corners. Great to see that he's settled well.

our ever biggest season!!

I think it's kind of stupid. The hashtag is a newfangled fad. I don't hate it though. It's just a bit meh.

A bit disappointed. Despite all the ups and downs I really like Puncheon. Sadly, I have a feeling that he won't play for us again after this. I know that Holloway likes him. It makes sense as long as we get a replacement for the wing. Someone who can link up with Clyne as well as he did.