Treesaint

Mistaking a fat bird for being pregnant, classic wish the ground would swallow you up moment...

For the goal against the Sweaties at Euro '96 alone, I respectfully disagree

I heard from a very reliable source that all games will be maximum £12 next season in our new 1,000,000 capacity stadium so £12 x 19 home league games (naturally relegation is not a possibility with new World class manager) = £228. Any more than £200 for a ST and I will be launching legal proceedings against the CoC for misrepresentation

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