Evil Monkey

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/alexandre-lacazette/profil/spieler/93720 17 in 19 games in Ligue 1. Big, quick, young and good on Fifa. Valued at €15 according to this site.

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Isn't Morgan suspended for Villa anyway?

That would be superb. We're upper tier if that makes a difference? Happy to pay the difference obviously.

Bought my tickets today. But had to get a junior ticket to match the season ticket details. None of us really look young enough, but are football grounds that hot on this? Or can I swap it once it goes to general sale?

Hoping to buy tickets using someone's season ticket number on Friday. Will I need any other details?

Is Lallana really playing?

Hardly surprising to see Richard Wright wasn't being paid.

The scarf that Lambert is holding has me a bit confused.

The scarf that Lambert is holding has me a bit confused.

Of the teams that finished below us last season, only Benteke, Remy and Bony scored double figures. All would cost £20m ish and wouldn't come to us anyway. My point being, assuming we want BPL experience, who else is there?? No, Long isn't prolific. The above names are better but the prolific strikers (Suarez, Aguero, Rooney etc) win titles, and cost sums we can't offer.

Surely he'll be in the starting XI playing wide left instead of Isgrove? Forster Clyne Fonte Yoshida Bertrand Wanyama Davis Taider Tadic Pelle Long Davis has to start vs Liverpool for me btw. Gaston to come off the bench.

http://www.merlincycles.com/felt-f95-road-bike-2014-boxed-72331.html Just bought one of these.

SSN: Palace agree deals for frazer Campbell and gylfi sigurdsson. I'd have loved Sigurdsson here. Oh well.

Spending half your weekly wage on a **** up while on holiday with your mates? What a scumbag. Keep him away from this club at all costs. Jesus wept.

Unless RK plays 3-5-2. Boruc Chambers VVD Lovren Clyne Vic Morgan Willens Tadic Pelle. Ings

"Southampton is the club he'll join."

The board is an incompetent joke.

This article sounds like a wonderful gesture from Adam. Can't be cheap either. £45+ I reckon. Top lad and a Saint for life IMO.

Fellaini?

Courtois? Vermalen?

Oh come on. There are loads. Darren Bent, Grant Holt, Craig Bellamy, Kenwyne Jones, Bobby Zamora, Kevin Phillips, Andy Johnson, Nicolas Anelka....

I've unfollowed him on twitter. That'll learn him.

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I like it when people say names of players they know we could never sign. Great banter.