Evil Monkey

I see Lord pikey himself has had his bell banned from FP. Cant find a link, but he's been interviewed on SSN saying how gutted he is. LMAO.

Who cares what the team prefer. We know best. When are we sending in the 'bring back Marian' petition in?

I agree. Manchester, London, Birmingham and other areas of Manchester are all more violents cities than Southampton.

Is it still a joke when the punchline makes practical and perfect sense?

Why do you use a line of full stops when one is sufficient?

'This is Indian Big Brother. The housemates diagnosed with cancer this week are....'

I'll go.

It may be 'only a fiver' but that isnt the point. I've paid for my computer. I pay for an internet connection. Thats where it stops for me. Where do you draw the line? Annual subscriptions today, paying to post pictures tomorrow? An extra quid if you post 12 times on a Sunday evening when fewer mods are around? It also doesnt help that its been free for so many years. If someone told me I had to start paying if I wanted listen to certain radio stations, use teletext or wipe my arse, regardless of the price, they'd get told where to shove it. And if a fiver is of such insignificance to many people, feel free to send your unwanted money to me. I also accept paypal.

Was winning the ball not needed before that game?

NIce random guess work. There is an Olympics forum you know.

Ponty, could you delete my other post on this thread. Leave this one though, I quite like it. Thanks for all your help. I have sent you a PM.

No wonder we lost if we only fielded 7 players.

That doesnt excuse his moronic post though.

Good bowling, or are we likely to be getting a visit from an ECB pitch inspector like Durham did yesterday?

Why didnt you use the whole page when writing reasons 1 through 10? Waste of trees IMO.

Like the look of that side. Lots of bowling in there. I dont see why Bopara was called up to begin with. Dont suppose he'd bowl much, so is his batting up to test cricket? Anyone know why Sidbottom has been dropped? Form, or just not the right wicket for him?

Say hi to Crouchie.

Ponty, please stop PMing me on b-anter. Tell the rest of the admin team that whilst I appreciate the offer, it wouldnt be fair for me to get free membership whilst others have to pay.

Do mods have to pay?

Damn it, no edit function for cheap skates.

Does editting count as a new post?