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Evil Monkey

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  1. My friend supports Ipswich. It will be a shame if they fail to pick up maximum points tonight.
  2. Vettel under investigation for not being Felipe Massa.
  3. How does that work then? The screen focuses on the one player you're controlling rather than the ball? I'd get bored of not being involved in the game from my RB position, and end up either scoring a hat trick or far more likely, getting myself sent off. Silly idea. Will never work.
  4. Great speech Miss World.
  5. Interesting to hear all the other drivers saying Lewis DID have an advantage, but Jackie Stewart and Nicky Lauder being of the opposite opinion, and suggesting the drivers' stance is born out of bias and jealousy. I hope it rains this weekend. It adds so much more excitement to the sport.
  6. Childbirth or seeing Nickelback? Not sure which would be worse.
  7. I wanting Lowe in charge makes me a true fan, I'm on board. Its easier than going to the games.
  8. Is it worth asking for a refund? Perhaps you wouldnt get the entire £5 back, but due to the lack of promised extras, and frankly disgraceful service from admin such as Ponty, a £4.65 or so return would be a fair IMO. This would take into account the month of limitless posting you have enjoyed/endured.
  9. Is the asterixed word 'blacky?'
  10. All of that is in the deluxe SW package.
  11. Surely though, by slowing down and relinquishing the lead, Hamilton's advantage is lost. Kimi is then going faster than Lewis, and should have been able to kick on and make his position count. How long before we hear any more on this, anyone know?
  12. Although I detest people like this who look to scrounge a few pennies from such minor inncident, you have to cast a lot of the blame on the system that facilitates them. If it wasnt open to abuse from such money hungry cretins, then half of the injury lawyers would be on the doll, and the mother would have apologised for her daughter kicking your property.
  13. Evil Monkey

    Cider

    That picture made me laugh out loud.
  14. 2 blokes talking in a bar. Bloke 1: I could have sex with any woman in this place. Bloke 2: Oh yeah, hows that? Bloke 1: I'm a rapist.
  15. - Couples buying a round between them. This is confounded when they still expect to be bought individual drinks by everyone else. - The designated driver accepting cokes all night until its their round and then saying, 'I'm not getting a round, because I'm only drinking coke.' - Running out of money, or leaving before getting your round in. - Sitting in the prime TV viewing seats when you have no intention of watching it. Ladies, this one is aimed at you. - Sitting on large tables when there are only 2 of you. - Asking for a clean glass. - Taking a laptop to the pub.
  16. I liked it when he did those saves.
  17. Get over yourself you jumped up little *****.
  18. He ran into their Left back about 18 times in the second half. Twice he emerged with the ball on the other side...some how.
  19. Why did they keep trying after thier initial attempts?
  20. I think its fake.
  21. He's actually a c*nt. (Andy, dont be rude back, I think this is my 3rd post.) XxXxX
  22. Do they have to give their medals back?
  23. In that order? You big fairy.
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