Evil Monkey

Saints (Random guess that I have 'a feeling' about) Wolves (As above)

I hope we lose all our remaining league games 5-0, then get relegated and go out of business. Who's Rupert Lowe?

When did you learn to read?

You cant see the pitch from the bars with the added seating though...I dont think.

Did you get her autograph?

Never thought he was that funny until I saw him on Live at the Apollo on friday night. Had me in stitches. The bit about the imaginary bus journey was gold.

Searching people that look a bit like a hooligan is one thing, but locking them up before and after the game without being formally charged, and stealing their beer seems to me to cross a line.

Is it worth getting if you havent played the first installment? Also, is it a 1st or 3rd person shooter?

Just what I was thinking. Surely you can only be detained if you've been arrested?

A pauper compared to Mr Paul Allen.

That Alan Stanford is a smarmy little c*nt.

No rain for another 30-40 minutes, so you will probably get your wish.

I think it's #1.

I do not believe it.

Me and a few mates are hiring a mini bus. Should a great laugh...except for the football.

Are you coming to Preston?

I'll be there. Cant wait. Any good pubs near the ground?

Shut up nick, its only a game FFS.

I wanted him to be shot

Peter Storie: "We did our best to keep him, but apparently Spurs was one of the only clubs he would leave us for." Yeah, any of the other 18 Premiership teams. LMAO.

If I'm parked, is it a washing machine?

So...when I'm driving my car in a straight line, its a train?

Cant wait to see that on top gear.

lol

Had a cracking breakfast at a place called Goodies in Plymouth once. It had everything you mentioned, plus bacon, mushrooms and chips. Twas awesome.