Evil Monkey

How can they tell that the oil is already in barrels?

"We're only here for United."

Ok...sorry.

"Young man...there's no need to feel down. I said, young man...pick yourself off the ground"

The stupidity in some (and thats being generous) of your posts is mind boggling. So, a rich couple bought the most sought after child in the world? With the plan to raise her as their own? Thinking that someone wouldnt recognise her on the local swings one day? Why wouldnt they just adopt, and save their money, and alot of trouble? Otherwise, good theory.

I suppose it depends on your perspective. I feel superior because I dont have to watch that sh*t every fortnight, and have an extra £350 in my pocket. After 20 minutes yesterday, I was excited. We were playing alright, the crowd was good, and I could see the appeal of making a trip to SMS a regular thing. By half time, I was genuinely feeling sorry for you guys. And when people stated waving their STs in the air, I just laughed and thought, 'I honestly wouldnt be proud of that little booklet at the moment.'

You shouldnt give money to charities once or twice a year either. The people who make regular contributions get all huffy about plastic donations. They would rather a few more African children starved than than allow my money to get mixed in with their 'super sponsorship.' Wanting the same thing isnt important. They are better than us, and they like to remind us of it.

If we lose will we get Davies?

That wont be a problem. It folds right up.

Is everyone back from Burnley now?

K*nt in the gang @ The Hamptons.

But then the players might not hear us sing, 'you're not fit to wear the shirt....Championship? We're 'avin a laugh....By far the ****test team, this league has ever seen...etc'

Forest havent got any players worth going to see. I'll wait for the Utd game.

3 quid for the pair seems reasonable in todays financial climate. Lets hope Rupert can get another 30-35p out of them though.

Cork doing stand up cant be as funny as Saints' total football.

I cant believe our little kids arent 3-1 up at a physical side like Burnley like it said in the prediction thread.

Fiver well spent, Beckenham? Merry Christmas.

Diesel engines?

Like last week, I'm predicting a Saints win. Ultimately though we will face a relegation battle this season. I think we'll win next week too.

Superb sentence construction there, you thick gypo c*nt.

Oh what a shame.

Sometimes I actually wish we'd never been relegated.

Shall we make this the prediction thread too? 2-1 Saints COYR.

Its amazing, so many people claim to they would be satisfied with survival, but these same people go into 90% of league games thinking a win is likely. Have a look at the pre game prediction threads. Alot have us down to win 1-0 or 2-1 week in week out. Why is it your realistic seasons aspirations arent the same game by game? The wrist cutting that goes on after games like last night is quite hilarious. Relegation candidates dont score many goals, and dont pick up alot of points. Its that simple. If we could pick up results with the regularity that some expect/predict, then we would be at the right end of this sh*tty league.