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Evil Monkey

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  1. What a disgraceful post. We fans are the lifeblood of this once great club. We have had to endure alot in recent years, and we still fork out big money to watch our side get beaten by teams with players nobody has ever heard of. How many games have you been to this season Rory? Less than one I would imagine. C*nt.
  2. Agreed. Chainsaw guys werent that hard to kill in Res4, but in the demo, I emptied my guns and grenades on the f**ker, but with no success. Real time inventory is tricky, generally because it takes me a second to find the item I want to use (the colouring isnt very clear IMO). Only critisism so far is that silly bint companion of mine has a tendancy to walk/stand about half a step infront of me at all times. "Get the f*ck out of my way!"
  3. I think it will be funny if it doesnt go ahead. Stew will have lost his fiver, and his morals by giving in to the TSF subscription, and there will be no protest to show it.
  4. She (I dont watch skins, I'm assuming thats a girl) probably thought you were her TV star friend, Lee Ottway.
  5. I understand that message wasnt directed at me, but it wasnt sent privately either. All you're doing is rubbing you're ITK secrets in everyone's faces. I thought that little game had stopped about a year ago, but I guess I was wrong.
  6. Are we back to the old 'I'm ITK but I'm not going to tell you what I know' sh*t? Put up or shut up please.
  7. No, people say luck evens itself out. We arent unlucky, we're sh*t.
  8. 10 minutes into the march, and its all one way traffic so far.
  9. I've often wondered, are commentators in England the only ones in the world who dont report a goal by simply shouting "GOOOOOL" until they restart?
  10. Are we invading Portugal?
  11. Can you march by my house first to pick me up? I want the neighbours to think I have friends.
  12. Very painful reading. Since words did all with beginning when 'w' become interchangeble?
  13. No it doesnt.
  14. Are you drunk when you text me then?
  15. The cost of success in these protests could be greater than any of us imagine. The next men in charge of the club might not have names that are so easily fitted into puns. 'Fulthorpe' for example. Thats going to be tricky when we want him out.
  16. Might aswell have made him manager.
  17. Thought for a minute that said 'Upset FC,' and we were actually playing against a second Saints XI.
  18. Not films, but I cant start threads. Michael McCintyre - Live and Laughing. Watched it 3 times since christmas. Absolute gold. His eccentricity is so addictive. Plays the characters in his jokes very convincingly. Favourite joke: The man draw or guy overtaking tractor. 10/10 Frankie Boyle Live. Starts slowly and doesnt vary his insults enough (over uses the word c**t). I really like his edgey side though, which isnt for everyone. His punchline delivery is good. Favourite joke: Lewis Hamilton's brother. 6/10 Sean Lock Live. Again, doesnt get off to a quick start in my opinion, and often drags out his jokes longer than necessary. But his style of absurdist comedy is very funny, and never predictable (unless youve seen him on live at the apollo. Some jokes are repeated). Favourite joke: Wizard of Oz. 7/10
  19. OK.
  20. I like your absurd analogy. I think i'll mirror it to make a similar point. Should there be adverts on buses saying, 'Films are rubbish. Dont waste your time watching them,' to run alongside those informing jo public of the lastest cinema showings? Not seeing a film is the alternative to seeing one, but do we really need to be made aware such an obvious option? Believing in nothing is not a belief in my opinion, and it serves no purpose to promote such a stance.
  21. After North has gone you'd have him opening the batting?
  22. Why does there need to be an advertising campaign for a group who believe there is nothing to believe in? Seems antagonising and argumentitive to me.
  23. Do PSG have a revolutionary coaching set up?
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