Evil Monkey

LOL. Its funny because he typed the wrong letter.

What a pleasant suprise. I thought this was going to a picture of an attention seeking slapper.

See the game for free at the pub, while drink cheap lager? I've got a ST and i'm tempted.

His fitness could be a problem, assuming he's not been training with another team. That would be my only concern.

He's a free agent.

We are going up...

Cut your left arm off, that way you wont be able to change gear or use the indicaters. If you have an automatic though, you're screwed.

Be patient. Loads of time left yet.

Thats superb professionalism. Inviting a transfer target for talks, then telling them to p*ss off for a few days while they try and scratch together the funds. What a bunch of dreamers. If you dont have the money, why delude yourselfs, and waste his time???

Benham gone. 54/4 off 9.1

Monty is playing! I hope Lumb and Adams knock him all over the place

I put £1 on these 4 with skybet. Man City Reading MK Dons Shrewsbury @ 20,000/1

Cant wait. First year as a STH. Whoop!

What a nasty little scroat he must have been.

Steve Finnan is a good signing IMO.

Err...this effectively our reserve side. Hence why Henderson is there and not Pardew. It doesnt matter a jot.

Being that this article is dated Saturday just gone...has he signed yet corp?

Lol-onso!

Anyone that has signed up for the Hearts highlights feel like sharing their log in details?

Champione-es...champione-es...ole, ole, ole!!!

I completely agree. Loved CM until they started asking me what brand of orange squash I wanted my players to drink at half time. I dont give a sh*t!!!

He is a professional footballer. He is a striker. Why exactly is it too much to ask of him to score some goals???

Are they richer than us now?

Maybe Harding or Fish will play at LM.

The Chapel stand is the family enclosure. Should be on general sale like the rest of the ground.